I've actually really wanted to do one of these for a LONG time. I don't know how these are, or how good/funny they appear, so please leave a review and make me one VERY happy camper. Thanks!
P.S: These take place in random moments, but they're all based around when Sabrina and Puck are oover 15, unless stated otherwise. Also, they're around 150 words, give or take. Not exactly 150, so yeah. Sometimes more, sometimes less. I'm not good with writing boundaries.
Enjoy!
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Frustration
When Jake tells him that he's going to have to throw out Kraven the Deceiver, Puck gets frustrated. According to humans, a fifteen year old boy who is growing up can no longer sleep with stuffed toys. He finds this rule useless and stupid, and he gets even more frustrated. Why can't they just leave him and his unicorn alone?
But then Jake brings up a reasonable point. He says that since Puck and Sabrina are getting married in the future, Puck will no longer need a stuffed unicorn to cuddle, seeing as though he'll have Sabrina. And while he turns cherry red on the outside, Puck secretly thinks that having to sacrifice Kraven is not so big a deal, if it means he'll get to hold Sabrina instead. So he pretends to gag, but on the inside, he's extremely pleased.
In the end, he doesn't throw Kraven out. Instead, he hides him in the hollow tree log far, far away from his trampoline.
Happiness
In Puck's opinion, grades are useless. He doesn't understand why humans would rather be ranked by the brain capacity on paper. He think's it's dumb, and he knows he's way better than that. Who needs their IQ levels written down on a flat piece of modified bark anyways?
Please.
But when Sabrina comes running through the old ladies house with a report card in her hand and a big smile on her face, he sees the real happiness it brings.
She heads straight into the kitchen, where Veronica is helping Granny out with dinner, and she sticks it right in the middle of the fridge for everyone to see. Then she stands back, with a triumphant smile and hands on hips. She beams at her family as they congratulate her on some random letters of the alphabet, something to do with A' and B's.
Puck sits on the living room couch the whole time, observing the happiness that one small card can bring to one big family. And when Sabrina turns to him, a frown on her face and asks if he's going to congratulate her for getting an A, he smirks and says,
"Please Grimm. I'm way better than you. I got a Z."
Fear
He thought she wasn't afraid of anything. At least, that's what his sources say (shut up, he's not a stalker, he just like's knowing things about the people he's living with, okay?).
So when he asks her what her biggest fear is, she says,
"Really big spiders. Not, like, small ones, or medium sized ones. Really big ones, like the size of my face."
He nods silently, contemplating. Later on, he meets his friend Jonas in his forest, and asks if he could get a 'Colombian giant black tarantula', preferably a dead one.
A week later, one of his chimps brings a spider corpse to him. It's massive, all hairy and fuzzy and black. He grins like an idiot, and gets to work on his plan.
The next morning, he knows his plans worked, because if Sabrina's ear-splitting shriek of terror was anything to go by, followed by the many curses in several languages he didn't know she spoke, then she may or may not have found his little gift in the toilet.