Baseball Fun FF7 vs. FF8
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Chapter One:: The Teams
Squall, Rinoa, Zell, Quistis, Selphie, Irivine, Seifer, Fujin, Raijin, Ward, Edea and Laguna
VS.
Cloud, Tifa, Vincent, Barret, Cid, Red XII, Cait Sith, Vincent, Yuffie, Sephiroth, Aeris, Hojo
Squall sighed and smashed the bat into the home base, he looked up at Cloud pitching.
" I can do this, I can do this." Cloud was muttering to himself.
"If you throw the ball, at a fast speed, we can get this guy out. If you keep doing that we can get them all out, then we , yes we, can bat!" Red XII was nodding from third base.
"Thanks Red XII!" Barret tried clapping from first.
"Hey, you don't have an arm, you have a gun, is that fair?" Quistis asked from the bench. Cid leaned back and laughed.
"I liked this girl... Maybe I'll take her for a ride.." He winked at Quistis.
"Why are we doing this again?" Squall asked turning and facing his other teammates.
" YEAH WE ARE THE HOT DOGS, THE MIGHTY, MIGHTY HOT DOGS!" Zell started singing and dancing. Seifer tripped him, and Zell fell face first into the dirt.
" We are not being called the hot dogs, that sounds stupid." Seifer nodded quickly, looking at the Squall.
"Lets play already, it's hot out here!" Tifa whined from short stop.
" I would say take your shirt off, but aren't you like, already wearing a bra?" Vincent asked from outfield.
"Funny!" Tifa snapped looking at Cloud, she nodded once.
"Pitch Cloud." Aeris said taking off the catcher's helmet.
"Wait, Wait a second. Aren't you like dead?" Selphie asked standing up and pointing.
"Yes..." Aeris sighed.
" ...Oh.. I'm sorry.." Selphie sat back down. Squall stepped to the bat and lifted the bat up. Cloud threw the ball, Squall swung and missed.
"Strike!" Aeris called.
"Come on Squall, get your head in the game!" Rinoa cried from the bench. Everyone stopped and looked at her, she quickly sat down. Cloud pitched another ball, this time Squall hit it. It went right to Tifa, who ducked.
"OMG! That almost hit me!" Tifa glared at Squall, who was standing at first.
"Whatever.." He grumbled facing the other direction. Zell bounced up to the plate holding a bat.
'Come on Zell, get on a base." Quistis cried.
"Yeah Zell, this is the only chance you actually get to run around the bases, if you know what I mean!" Seifer laughed and looked at Quistis who shook her head. Seifer looked down and frowned.
"Whipped.." Irivine muttered loudly, Selphie hit him hard.
"Ow.. Selphie... that hurt.." Irivine sniffled, Selphie sniffed and hugged him.
"Want me to make it better?" She asked smirking.
"No.." Everyone replied. Cloud pitched, and Zell missed.
"Wow you sure got a piece of that one.." Barret laughed loudly. Zell dropped the bat and started jumping up and down ready to fight.
"You wanna go?!" Zell yelled at Barret.
"Yeah, bring it on you little shit." Barret lifted his gun up, and pointed it at Zell. Irivine stood up, tipping his hat he pulled out his gun.
"Now, Now.." Cloud started.
"Shut the hell up spiky head, this is between Chicken Wuss and Me." Barret growled.
"Why does everyone call me that?!" Zell yelled stomping his feet.
" Cause your hair, stands up...weird..and you're a baby." Cid announced laughing.
"I like my hair..." Cloud muttered looking down.
"I like it too." Tifa stroked Cloud's arm.
"Hey just cause I died, doesn't mean you have to freaking get all over him Tifa.." Aeris sighed pointing at Tifa. Tifa turned and stuck her tongue out.
"Bite me.." She snapped and went back to stroking Cloud's arm. Aeris walked toward the pitching mound.
"Show Down" Red XIII nodded happily.
"Shut up, you stupid dog.." Selphie screamed pointing at Red.
"I'm not a dog!!!!!" Red XIII snapped looking pissed.
"His my precious experiment." Hojo giggled, everyone stopped talking and just looked at him.
"Ok.. anyway, Zell get back there, lets play ball." Cloud nodded and prepared himself to throw. After two throws, Zell was out. He dropped the bat and walked back into the dug out.
"Your out man, just like being out with the girls." Irivine laughed at his own joke. Rinoa was up next. Tifa was moving toward first base.
"So you come here often?" Tifa asked Squall.
"Hey get away from him!" Rinoa yelled pointing the bat at Tifa.
"Make me.." Tifa snapped then smiled at Squall, who was looking every where but at Tifa.
"You like my shirt?" Tifa asked sticking her chest out even more.
"If that's what you call it.." Vincent muttered.
"I WANT MATERIAL!" Yuffie screamed from the out field.
"Whoa, what's with her?" Seifer asked looking at Barret, who just shrugged.
"She's just weird." Barret nodded looking at Cloud.
"Pitch the damn ball, Spiky head." Cid snapped, fiddling with his smoke.
"I can't when I fell pressured.." Cloud whined, Aeris took off her helmet.
"Just pitch the damn ball Cloud." She snapped. He pitched and Rinoa hit the ball straight at Tifa, who of course ducked. Squall ran to third and slid, he was safe. Rinoa was standing and glaring at Tifa.
"You almost hit me." Tifa announce brushing the dirt of herself.
"Yeah, almost..." Rinoa sighed and looked at plate. Irivine stepped toward the plate and smirked tipping his hat.
" I'm going to make my move." Irivine announce pointing to left field.
"Come on cowboy, bring it on.." Yuffie screamed from the outfield. Irivine looked at Aeris and smirked.
"So you come here often?" He asked.
"IRIVINE!" Selphie screamed, and Irivine winced.
"I was only talking to her babe." Irivine smirked and winked at Aeris.
" I'm not 15." Red XIII announced quickly.
"Red, we don't care seriously.." Cloud turned to his friend. Red XIII looked down and growled.
"I want to be an adult.." He muttered.
"We know, damn it, just wait, GOD!" Cid grumbled. Cloud threw the ball, and Irivine hit it at Cloud, who screamed and ducked. Barret stood there in shock.
"Dude, did you just scream?" Barret asked trying not to laugh. Squall came home, Rinoa got to third and Irivine was at first.
"How you doing.." Irivine nodded to Tifa, who just smiled. Seifer walked up to the plate.
"YEAH! Come on Seifer, take me home.." Rinoa clapped loudly.
" I'll take you home baby.." Cid nodded looking at Rinoa. Squall was standing in the dug out, ready to whip out his gun blade. Squall grabbed a base ball and threw it at Cid's head, it bounced off.
"What the #*#* was that?!" Cid screamed rubbing his forehead. Red XIII laughed.
"You think it's funny? Huh? Dog.." Cid smirked.
"I'm NOT A DOG!" Red XIII jumped on Cid.
"It hurts doesn't it? He did that to me too Cid." Aeris sighed.
"MATERIAL!" Yuffie cheered, and started doing a dance spelling the word out.
"What the hell, is she doing?" Cloud asked Barret.
"Why is everyone asking me? I don't know what the hell she is doing." Barret muttered. Cloud throw a ball and Seifer missed.
"Come on Socresses Bitch! Hit the damn ball!" Selphie screamed from the dug out.
"Socresses Bitch?" Barret looked at Rinoa, who smiled and shrugged. Cloud threw another ball and it went foul.
"Hey keep it in, huh?" Zell laughed, Seifer shot him a death glare.
"At least, I make it around the important bases.." Seifer snapped.
"Hey I've done the deed before." Zell whined, everyone laughed. Yuffie fell over in the out field.
"Hey shut up guys!" Zell muttered sitting back down.
"IRIVINE!" Selphie snapped looking at Irivine nodding his little head talking to Tifa.
"I want to be a real man.." Cait Sith cried all of a sudden.
"Dude.. your a stuff animal that talks, SCARY!" Zell jumped on Quistis, who pushed him over. Cloud tossed a ball, and Seifer struck out. Seifer grumbled and walked to the dug out.
"Seifer struck out..." Quistis sighed shaking her head. Selphie bounced up to the plate and sat down on it.
"I'm so tired.." She whined. Selphie laid down and took a nap. Cloud shrugged and pitched over her, after three, she was out.
"God Selphie, you're so stupid sometimes.." Seifer muttered walking to first base.
End of Chapter One Score
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