THIS IS A BUNCH OF ONE SHOTS ABOUT FRUK AND THE FACE FAMILY
WILL INCLUDE BUT NOT LIMITED TO:
Smut (yuri, yaoi, hetero)
Fluff
Nyotalia
2ps
Cute family moments
Cute COUPLE moments
Nekotalia (because i like cats)
Nation verse
Human verse
AUs in general
Ratings T to MA
~I also accept requests~
NOW WE BEGIN!
1# At the Beach -Fem!EnglandxM!France (FACE)
The salt of the ocean clung to the insides of Francis' nose, his arms crossed behind his head as he inhaled deeply. This was definitely what his family needed. He was laying on a beach towel, underneath a beach umbrella with his feet in the sun, being warmed and sunglasses over his eyes while his wife of twelve years lounged on the towel beside his. Just the sound of waves crashing, seagulls crying and children playing had a relaxed smile stretching his lips and he looked over at his beautiful wife. His wife, Alice, had her body propped up on one elbow, her left arm holding a book that she was currently reading. Her glasses her perched at the end of her button nose, her adorable, bushy eyebrows smoothed in relaxation, her long, blonde hair in her standard pigtails and a bikini with the English flag on it covered her unmentionables. The sun shown on her, making her seem like a studious angel, making Francis' breath catch at her beauty -her effortless radiance -and his libido stir. Why did they have to be in public?!
"Mon amour, w'at are you reading?" he asked with a relaxed smile and lazy blink.
Pushing up her glasses with her slender, agile index finger, she turned to look at her French husband with electric green eyes that danced like ocean waves and glittered like the sun. "A novel by Nicolas Sparks," she said simply, dog earring her page before closing her book and placing it on the towel next to her hip, the way her words blending together and curled at the edges made a shiver run down Francis' spine. It wasn't his fault his very British wife was very, very, hot and sexy and cute, "Have you been watching the kids, frog?"
"Oui, oui," Francis said rolling onto his side, head held up by his right hand and elbow, "Zhey are fine. Zhey are playing in ze water."
Alice pressed her cupid bow lips in a thin line, eyes darting around for their two children, Alfred at ten and Madeline at seven. She finally found them splashing and swimming in the water, Alfred pouncing on Madeline and dunking her. "Alfred!" she snapped the panic edging her sentence almost perfect masked by anger and disappointment, "Don't you dare dunk your sister, young man, you and I know that she cannot swim well!"
"M'sorry, Mommy!"
"Don't apologize to me, apologize to Madeline!"
"Sorry 'bout dunkin' you, Sissy~!"
"I-It's ok, Al!"
With that issue taken care of, Alice lounged back on her elbows, right leg bent while the other lay flat, and watched her children and the people near by. Francis watched her watching the people, his smile seeming to grow with each passing, relaxing moment. "Mon cher, you are such a good mozher~."
She blushed, eyes snapping away from a Swedish man, his Finnish husband and their adopted son, to glare at her husband. Why she ever married this wanker, she would never know. "Sh-Shut up, frog! I wasn't just-just going to let him accidentally drown her!"
"Hmm..." Francis hummed reaching out and cupping her slender cheek in his bigger, rough hand although those hand never touched anything with less than gentleness and utter care, "Alice, mon lapin" -his hand slid down her cheek until only his fingertips remained on her face -"will you please lay down wizh moi" -his fingertips moved to her lips, gently tracing Alice's plump bottom lip and the edge of her thinner top lip -"I get zo lonely wizh out you by mon zide~?" With an indignant huff and embarrassed pout that sent desire tickling down his spine, Alice finally -reluctantly -consented. Blushing all the while, she moved aside her novel and laid down on her side, left arm bent beneath her head as she faced Francis. "W'at eez wrong, lapin?" he asked with a flirty smile as he placed his left hand on the indent of Alice's waist, "I 'ave already zeen you naked, zhere's nozhing you should be embarrassed about."
"Ugh! You perverted git!" she exclaimed furiously slapping his chest, only to have her hand trapped and held, palm flat, over Francis' heart beat. This only made her blush more, "D-Damn you..."
"Hmm...oui, damn me..." Francis said in an amused tone, his hand slipping down her waist to her abdomen, fingertips gently tracing the stretch marks on her flat stomach; self consciously, she flinched back but that only made Francis' pressed his entire hand against her abdomen, rubbing up and down in appreciative motions, "damn me to 'ell for finding mon wife completely irresistible to touch. Damn me for 'aving zuch a beautiful woman in mon presence."
"...yes, damn you..." she muttered surrendering to the hand rubbing her abdomen, pressing into his touch and making him grin wickedly.
"MOMMY!"
Both adults flew apart, Francis propping himself up on his elbows while Alice's "mom mode" was activated and she sat up fully, now on full alert. "Alfred, what ever is the matter?" she asked worriedly.
"M-Mommy, Maddie fell and-and she hurt her knee on a-a rock!" Alfred said practically in tears as he brought Madeline to his mother, carrying the petite girl on his back. He eased Madeline onto the sand, her face red and tears dripping off her chin as she held her bleeding knee.
"Mama, it hu-hurts," Madeline sobbed, scrubbing her eyes with a tiny fist.
Alice clucked her tongue. "Oh, darling, I know. Come here, I have band-aids in my bag. Sit by Daddy, now."
Nodding, Madeline wobbled to Francis who scooped her up in his arms. He sat her down in his lap, stroking her hair and letting her cuddle into his chest. "Oh, mon petite, does eet 'urt terribly?" he asked softly rocking her; whimpering, Madeline nodded. "My oh my, zhat eez awful! You are zo brave for dealing wizh zhis pain, cher."
"Ah ha!" Alice exclaimed, triumphantly pulling a Minnie Mouse band-aid from her purse. She also retrieved the disinfectant, dabbing the gel on Madeline's wound and making the little girl yelp and whimper, before placing the band-aid gently over the scrap, "There you go, baby, do you want Mummy to kiss it better?" Shyly, Madeline nodded as her tears slowly stopped trickling down her face. Alice rubbed the sides of the little girl's knee before bending and kissing the band-aid, making the blonde little girl giggle. "All better?"
"Oui, Mama~."
"...I'm sorry, it's all my fault she got hurt..." Alfred said suddenly, his tiny fists clenched, "I...I wasn't paying attention and she tripped..."
"No, no, love, it was an accident," his mother cooed, pulling Alfred onto her lap and pushing his head onto her shoulder, "It's alright, none of us blame you and I'm sure Maddie isn't mad. Right, darling?"
"Yup, I'm not mad Al~!"
"R...Really?"
"Yes, really," Alice said pushing his wet bangs from his forehead and smiling lovingly down at him, Francis' heart skipping a beat as he took in the sight. His wife looked to be truly in her element as she calmed and soothed their children, looking like a pure, loving angel worthy of admiration and worship.
"Alice," Francis said suddenly and seriously, "I am going to kiss you now."
"W-WHAT?!" she exclaimed blushing bright red from her neck to the tips of her ears and the roots of her hair, "B-B-B-But -tha-that's not -that's entirely inappropriate-!" Her words were cut off by Francis crashing his lips to hers, trapping their kids between them.
"Ewwwwwwwwwwww!" they both chorused. Francis managed to get a few longing, deep, firm, closed mouth kisses in before the children began squirming and their parents had to free them.
"Pervert," Alice panted face red as she leaned in for more.
He smiled, meeting her half way, "I know."
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