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THE MAKING OF "HOGWARTS, THE MOVIE"

Day 1

LOCKHART : Come on everyone, let's take it from the top. (claps several times to get everyone's attention) We'll begin with the first scene and...er...We'll finish with the last!

SNAPE: (sarcasticly) How ingenious.

LOCKHARTt: Let's get started.

The camera shows Hogwarts from far away and then it starts to get closer. Meanwhile we hear the gentle voice of Dumbledore.

DUMBLEDORE (gently): " Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry is very fine. I like the castle wich is made of stones. There is grass. Not in the castle. Outside.It's green .I mean the grass. And there is..."

LOCKHART: CUT!!! What on Earth is this? That's not my script!

NEVILLE: rises his hand Er, sorry. I think that's my composition. The script is over there under the table.

HARRY (somewhat dumfounded): But why would you write a composition about Hogwarts?

NEVILLE: (shyly): Er... I'm writting a book.

HARRY (positively dumfounded): A book? YOU are writting a BOOK?!

NEVILLE (offended): Why not? My writting is not worse than his! points at Lockhart

SNAPE (nods approvingly): That's for sure. You might be an idiot but your composition sounded a lot better than the original script.

SIRIUS (impatiently): OK, can we get started now? I'm hungry. We were supposed to shoot this scene in the morning while the sun was rising above the castle. It's 2pm now and we haven't had lunch!"

LOCKHART(desperately): I'm an artistic drop in a sea of ignorance!

EVERYONE: (clasp their hands on their mouths in order not to laugh but the only result is a chorus of prehistorical sounds)

Lockhart (not noticing): Let's try again. Dumbledore, do you have the real script now? OK. Camera, action!

The camera shows Hogwarts from far away and then it starts to get closer. Meanwhile we hear the gentle voice of Dumbledore.

DUMBLEDORE (gently): "The magnificent sunrise is stroking gently the tall towers of Hogwarts school of Wichcraft and Wizardry.The castle awakens to greet the dawn. Everything is soooo wonderful and peaceful..."

SIRIUS: (pretends to be throwing up in front of the camera)

LOCKHART: CUT!!!! You've ruined everything!

SNAPE (mentor-like): Yes, Sirius, you've ruined the image of the "sunrise, stroking jently the towers"... whatever that means.

LOCKHART: Now we'll have to do it again!

DUMBLEDORE: (rolles his eyes)

LOCKHART: OK, camera, action!

ONCE AGAIN the camera shows Hogwarts from far away and then it starts to get closer. Meanwhile we hear the not-so-gentle-any-more voice of Dumbledore.

Dumbledore (not-so-gently-any-more): "The magnificent sunrise..."

HAGRID: (looks at his watch and sniggers) LUNCH TIME EVERYONE!

SIRIUS: About time!

EVERYONE: (head quckly towards the castle and leave Lockhart alone)

LOCKHART: (tries to compose himself) Okaaaaaaayyyy. We'll shoot it after lunch.

END OF DAY 1

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