A/N- And I'm back to bring you a new instalment of Sasuke's adventure with his new found appreciation of the Log. If you haven't read Sasuke and the Book of Log, read that first to give you an idea of what is happening. Now onward for Laughter, for Gondor, for Rohan, rise Men of the We- sorry wrong fandom, R&R.

Sasuke was kneeling in front of a freshly planted sapling in the middle of a mountain range near Kumo praying. Now you may ask him why he was in a mountain range near Kumogakure to which he tell you to go away before he Chidori'd you, but in all fairness if he told you that he was there to try and convince Kumo shinobi to join his newly found religion, which greatly praised a log of all things, then you would probably smile, go to Kumo and ask the Raikage to send an available THNDR squad to capture an escaped mental ward patient. Whilst Sasuke was certainly mad he was not insane…yet but that was neither here nor there.

Anyway, as Sasuke was kneeling there praying he thought back to when he had the idea to come to Kumo.

*FLASHBACK NO JUTSU*

Sasuke was about 60 miles away from Konoha before he decided to take a stop to check his new Holy Text. He landed in the centre of a clearing in the forest before retrieving it from his bag. Now that he wasn't quickly running away so as to escape a pissed off lee for 'doing such an unyouthful act to Tenten', but in all honesty the clearly obsessive women should not have tried to steal his sword. Behind his brother and Sakura, it was the third most loved thing in his life, with Naruto coming a close fourth but that was because his sword was more useful. He thought he let her off easy with just putting her under a genjutsu he had aptly The Eternal Springtime of Youth, but now when he returned he would have to look out for Lee trying to kill him. Lee had become seriously protective of Tenten since they started dating.

Anyway, he extracted the book and notice it was very simple and plain. It was a small book, about the same size as Kakashi's Icha Icha novels, and seemed to be about as thick as a child's picture book, which was bound in leather with just a picture of a log on the front. Opening it he realised why it was so thin. The pages made out of rice paper and looked flimsy at best, but when given a tug held quite well. After checking over everything to make sure this wasn't just a seriously well thought out prank by Naruto, after all he was the Prank King of Konoha, he sat down and read the Holy book of Log.

One hour later

Sasuke got back up, putting his holy text in his bag once again before deciding on a course of action. Sasuke was wondering whether or not he could convince ninja from each of the five great ninja villages to convert to the log before heading there, as Sasuke had never been on to under do anything, after all he had try to take out Itachi by sending down a lightning dragon to kill him, and had tried to pierce a Biju bomb with a Chidori, whilst using Susano'o, so he thought why should this be any different.

Deciding to start with some of the farther away countries he took out ryo coin and decided to put it down to chance, heads Kumo, tails Suna. Flicking the coin away from him, he watched as the coin spun. It seemed to be moving rather slowly when he realised that he had been watching with his Sharrinegan (A/N: I borrowed this from a fanfiction called I am not going through puberty again, read it, it is really good). As it finally hit the ground, Sasuke peered at the result before turning north east to start running. After all it's a long way to Kumo.

End flashback

So here he was, about a mile out of Kumo planting his 56th sapling in this mountain range, praying for luck so that he would be able to convert the shinobi of Kumogakure to the ways of the Log. This seemed a stupid task as, well, where could they find logs to worship and to replace with. Hence the reason Sasuke was planting saplings. Anyway, our favourite emo decided to get up and start making his way onward to Kumo. After stretching from kneeling for so long he ran off in the direction of Kumo, going over his strategy for conversion in the hidden village. He had seen the hidden village before in his brief Akastsuki days but now he remembered a key flaw in Kumo. Whilst they made for great buildings to look at, they were all made of wood! The heathens would be made to see the error of their ways and would repent by replacing it with stone of metal buildings.

Sasuke saw the bridge leading to the hidden village up ahead and beyond that it's gates where a familiar rapping Jinchuriki heading into the village. He had found his first target, after all, a man wh spoke in nothing but repetitive rap all day would spread word of the Log very quickly.

"Bee-san" Sasuke said, walking up to him, keeping his expression neutral.

The rapper turned around and seeing Sasuke, decided to rap a response. "Well if it isn't the man with who always has a plan! I hope you aren't here for a rematch, cause with your eyes, black flames tend to catch."

Sasuke sweatdropped thinking about how he had unlocked his ability to use the Mongekyou. It was clear Killer Bee may still be a little bitter about the time he set him on fire whilst he had transformed into the Gyuki. Sasuke replied, "No Bee-san, I am here however to… open your eyes in a way'.

These words confused the large, and arguably thick, man. "What chu talking about, tool. My eyes are already open fool, ya fool. You may not see cause of my kick ass shades, but it's not my fault they make me get chicks in spades."

Just talking to the man made Sasuke feel he was having a brain aneurysm but it would be worth it in the end. "Bee-san, if you could take me to a bar, I would happily explain myself" Sasuke said, smiling and putting his arm around Bee's shoulder as they walked into the hidden village.