Karkat and Dave's Date With Spagety!

by homestucklucktruck

After hearing the advice of their good friend Sollux Captor, young lads Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider go on a romantic date to get spaghetti. They decide, then, to purchase a fine article of clothing: A beautiful sweater to share with their mothers! All seems fine at first, but what happens in the end? Many surprising plot twists await you! Want to find out more? Read on!

once there was a guy named dave strider who was totally hottt except he was really stupid and dumb. he had a thing for this alien dude called karkat who was also totes adorbs but didnt like him back! it was really sad and every one was yelling at them like "you should do the dateing''' but they DIDENT! but then the other alien sollux came over like all '''hey yo yo yo yo wassup bros" and they changed their minds and did the dateing anyway.

the NEXT DAY they went to the restrant and had the spagety but karkat was like 'THey brought the wine in a BUCKEt!" he freaked out because of the bucket was inapropro for him on his planet where he lives. but dave said no thats okey its only a bucket but he was still freak out! oh no said the waiter i will bring it in a barrel if thats what you want''''

but then the pewdiepie came over and said NO BARRELS and smashed it to pieces and got mad at the barrel because. he dident like barrels. then dave and karkat went to the building where they sold the clothing for the people like children and grownups like humans and stuff.

they wanted a vest to share with there moms. on christmas. it was a merry sweater. the end.

(PS AND THEN THEY DID THE MARRY BUT THEY DIED!)

Furthermore , it is just stupid and pointless and very HOTTT too will be the name of Dave II . But this will not be repeated to Nahum the dead Adorbs , and , man ! It is very sad that all around him and cried out , saying : " You '' dateing so , and they are gone , and the alien will understand everything , '' " Hey Yo Yo Yo Yo Wassup Bro " the sentence dateing .

Yecuraca spagety next day he went to the world where he lives , because the flexible inapropro Nahum " was given a bar bathroom ! " Do you like that . But this does not mean that Dave law tolkappiyama , or at least the fear ! This does not mean , '' '' He told me to take it in your ass

But he hit servants Pewdiepie the anger , because , of course . It shall dident . Dave noise of the people , such as children and adults , sellers and builders .

They share a vest . Christmas . It is the jumper . Complete .

( PS , the husband and wife , and , when you're dead ! )