Secrets parody.
Written with help from Frinja.
(Frinja says: I did most of i-)
Sorry, problem eliminated.
I need another puppy
My old one blew up yesterday
And so did all my golf clubs
They thought the C4 was Play-Doh
All of my high-tech stuff's gone
Which means my life had gone wrong
I just blew my money
I just lost my honey
chorus:
So tell me that my life is weird
All of my best friends are queer
My mom just OD'd on beer
I'm gonna give all your secrets away
Last night
My uncle did my wife
The color of my pee is white
I'm gonna give all your secrets away
OH MY GOD!
Someone totaled my hot rod
It's being towed by police cars
A shuttle's blasting off to Mars (in the distance...)
And every day I see hobos crawling all over the street so I toss them my spare change but it does them just no good cause
They still live
In my neighborhood-ood
Chorus
Got no family, got no life
Got no damn fine second wife
Just don't let my grandpa hear
Imma tell him everything
Chorus x2
All your secrets away.
All your secrets AWAY!