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Chapter 1
"WHAT!" a cry was heard throughout the village of Konoha and the source was none other than naruto uzumaki Konoha's number one knuckle head and hero of the leaf.
"as I said brat your teaching a class and among the class you have fiancés in fact i've heard they're quite the beauties. Hinata has already been informed of the arrangement and is fine with it this is to open more allies for the leaf incase someone like akatsuki rises we need to be prepared and cannot afford another war like the last one and of course when you leave a Hiraishin marker you are free to come back and forth as you please." Tsunade explained to a shaking naruto.
"listen here I did not spend 3 and a half years to bring back the resident emo back then single handedly win a war to be married off to god who knows what and another thing how can I be able to finish the construction of the village and defend the walls if i'm gone or be hokage!" naruto shouted in fury at Tsunade who just looked at him blankly
"done?" she asked and Naruto shrugged
" I guess I was gonna rant about random things until I got the point across but honestly you don't care but who made the marriage contracts? And who are the girls?" naruto asked and Tsunade smirked
" they will approach you now you aren't going alone you see i'm sending shizune with you for reasons and as to who made these contracts well the third and fourth also jiraiya. You trust them right so I would like for you to follow through please now has agreed to take you there and please behave this mission is for a couple of years." Tsunade said and naruto nodded with a sigh.
"fine but are there enemies? I cant really expect a high rank mission without a bunch of enemies?" naruto said and she nodded as a knock was heard and she called them in to see Hinata, takamichi and shizune.
"naru-kun please behave while your gone and…I love you. Me and our child will wait until you return and please don't think on this to much. Ok?" she asked him and he gave a sigh.
"fine hina-chan ill do it but…. I just was…." he started and she smiled knowingly.
"I know just making sure i'm happy but I promise that i'm fine with this besides maybe this will help you." she said and he nodded not saying he was fine or that he wanted to be there for the child inside her.
"yes Hinata-chan ill try but please know that I never wanted this to happen it feels like i'm cheating on you." naruto said and she smiled
"we all have duties to the village and your no exception besides….maybe you need this and…. Just know ill love you always even if this came up." she said and naruto nodded as Hinata gave him a backpack and suitcase.
"now make a good impression on my sister wives ok? Just be careful." she said and he grinned his 'foxy grin' as Konoha long dubbed it.
"believe it! Ill do my best hina-hime i'm ready michi-michi." naruto said causing the man to sweatdrop at the new name.
"um…sure naruto-kun shizune-san are you ready as well?" takamichi asked and she nodded and he started a chant and they vanish in a light and appeared in another office naruto looked around and smiled at the old man in the office.
"hello bushy brow-jiji i'm guessing you're the head master of this school so what are the details I should know? Who am I looking for as a enemy besides the paperwork." naruto asked and the man chuckled.
"now what makes you think there is a enemy?" he asked and naruto frowned
"because the mission said possible threats so naturally there are suspicious people either in or outside this school that you feel are a threat to you or the class i'm guarding now make a list of names if you cant then describe them." naruto said and the old man laughed and nodded bringing out folders and passed them to naruto who skimmed them and sighed.
"….I see that is troublesome." naruto mumbled and then snapped it closed it with a frown.
"shizune go home." he simply said and shizune frowned.
"no I was picked also for this mission I can handle this." she said and naruto snapped.
"go home as the leader of this mission you should follow suit!" naruto snapped causing her to flinch.
"no I can handle it!" shizune said and naruto frowned
"Tsunade sent us to a mini war of epic proportions from this folder I can tell it will be nothing i've ever seen. Now go!" naruto shouted making shizune widen her eyes and gasp.
"a war but we just got out of one and you barely stable after it. Naruto are you staying?" shizune asked and he nodded
"I have to but you can go home and be safe you barely made it through our war if I need it ill go get back up from Sasuke and Konoha eleven please listen to me I don't want anything to happen to you not like….. Neji." naruto said and shizune shook her head.
"i'm strong enough to stay you forgot i'm a a-rank ninja and finish studying under Tsunade-sama by all right me and sakura are the second coming of her. Naruto i'm strong enough for any of this!" shizune argued and naruto sighed and looked at the head master.
"I request that I bring one person from home he is someone I can trust and he's as powerful as me if not slightly stronger. His name is Sasuke uchiha my best friend." naruto asked but the man shook his head no.
"i'm afraid not you have business here but he does not and shizune is a exception because she can heal you better if needed among other things. Now as I was going to say you may address me as headmaster or and you'll be teaching class 2-a and you'll have a assistant." konoe said and naruto nodded begrudged and the received the class roster naruto bowed as did shizune and walked out with takamichi who lead them to a class room shizune went to walk in but naruto stopped her.
"wait." was his reply to the confused expression. He simply walked in catching the eraser then dodge the suction arrows then caught the bucket not spilling a drop. He frowned at the attempt.
"who set these up?" he asked sternly and everyone pointed at two twins.
"you two are in trouble but guess why." he said and the dropped their heads in shame.
"because it's against school rules?" Fuumika asked
"these were horrible they were visible the tripwire is too thick the eraser was noticeable and the worst flaw of all…..snickering. You do not never ever snicker before the prank is finished!" naruto said and two imaginary arrows struck the twins.
"now you may enter shizune-chan." he said as the woman walked in.
"I guess you still reigning king of prank? Huh?" she asked and naruto chuckled.
"of course i'm still in my prime and my title is mine for a reason now class please introduce yourselves and then I will mark you present also we will begin actual class work tomorrow now asuna." naruto said and a girl stood up with red hair in pig tails bells on each.
"here." she said
"chao." he asked
"here!" the girl said and naruto keep reading the list down to the last person.
"zazie rainyday?" he asked and saw a girl who was very tan stand she had clown like maybe more circus than clown like face paint. She was juggling three balls with one hand while she raised the other. Naruto smiled at the unique girl.
"may I have a try also got any sharp objects?" he asked and she nodded catching the balls and pulled out three knives and handed them to him he began juggling them while the class was in awe soon he ended by catching two balls balancing them with one hand and the knives between his fingers and kicked the remaining ball to hit the sleeping blond in the back and it bounced back to and he caught it in the pile of balls he handed it back to a blushing and awed zazie.
"thank you that was fun also you in the back stay awake or next time ill juggle bowling balls instead ok zazie-chan you may sit ok now that you all introduced yourselves its my turn my name is naruto uzumaki-namikaze and i'm your new teacher along with a mr. negi springfield but it seems he isn't here yet so its just me. Please let us be friends." naruto said and some girls were blushing and some gasped.
"ok so for today I figured we could do some thing fun I was thinking a tournament of cards or something. Just something to pass today and get each of you comfortable with each other but does not mean you have to play you are free to do as you please. Although sleeping is prohibited." naruto said and they all nodded naruto just leaned against the wall and looked beside him to see zazie beside him holding some cards with a pleading look and he sighed but nodded.
"….." she asked and naruto smiled
"sure but what do you want to play?" he asked and she blushed.
"….."she said and naruto gained a shocked face and blushed.
"um we can't play that. But we can play poker i'm sorry but school rules i'm really sorry." naruto said and she nodded and shuffled her cards and dealed them and naruto smile and kept what he had. Zazie threw in two and got two.
"royal flush." naruto beamed at the now downtrodden zazie who layed a straight.
"…." she mumbled and naruto smiled.
"that was only the first hand zazie-chan you can win some hands ill tell you what if you win the next one ill let you choose something for me to do. Ok?" naruto said and she nodded with a cute determined face.
"….." she said and naruto nodded with a smile.
"sure but before you make a wager first let me say i'm married and apparently some girls in this class are arranged by our parents to marry me. Who I don't know but the dean said they will approach me." naruto said and she nodded and reached in her shirt to pull out a piece of parchment paper and a bottle of ink.
"….." she said and naruto nodded.
"so if you win what are the terms?" naruto asked and she stay silent as she wrote the contract and handed it to him. He read over it.
"one wish if you win and if I win…..a slave!?. isn't that a little much
zazie-chan? I mean a slave is….." he started but she shushed him with a finger and shook her head.
"…." she said and naruto gulped but signed with his blood to her shock.
"alright zazie-chan it's a binding contract lets hope for the best." he said as she rolled up the contract slipping it in her shirt with the ink then dealed their hands naruto sighed as he looked at his hand and threw three away and got three. Zazie threw one away and then the moment of truth. Many of the students was watching including the blond Evangeline. Who saw the contract and grew interested. The layed there hands at the same time as gasps were heard. Naruto look at his opponents hands and sighed in relief.
Zazie had won with five of a kind with a ace against his four of a kind.
"whew i'm glad now your wish? What was it?" naruto asked and she smiled
"…..!" she said proudly and everyone who understands her dropped there jaws and naruto blushed.
"are you sure we only knew each other for a day and…." he started and she cut him off by pulling the contract out.
"…..!" she said and naruto nodded
"yes I understand that and i'm not trying to back out because of the blood signature it means death but I'm making sure this is really what you want." naruto said and she nodded.
"ok then lets do this properly then." he said and pulled out a ring and got on his knees
"zazie rainyday will you honor me by becoming my second wife?" he asked and she nodded and hugged him.
"wait what just happened?" asked a girl with a dark complexion and braided bangs.
"zazie made a fully binding contract and set both terms either way she wanted to be with him for some reason. If he won she said she would be his slave and if she won a wish which was to get married the contract was made in blood and ink so if either backed out they would have to die. She tricked him to sign it but the shocker was he used his blood to sign." eva explained and tatsumiya nodded in understanding.
"I see so my arranged fiancé was tricked it matters not as long as I bare a offspring and complete the contract then i'm pleased." she said and eva nodded not really caring looking at naruto with hatred.
"so when should we approach him as his fiancés?" a new asked and tatsumiya smiled.
"lets test him first I heard he stronger than his father moved faster than a lightning bolt and he stopped a primordial demon called the juubi. He's pretty legendary among the magical society. I want to see that power first hand before I carry through the marriage what about you kaede i'm sure you want to see it as much as do I in fact I would pay to see it." she said shocking everyone who knows her and money are like lovers.
"while i'm sure you all would like to see my power first hand I cannot go around showing off so unless there is a threat as great as the juubi you cannot see my powers in fact some are forbidden from my use unless i'm in a battle and losing badly and many lives depend on it." a voice said and they turned to see naruto standing there….with zazie latched on to him as if he would run away.
"hey sensei lose a bet?" kaede joked and naruto sighed.
"well its better than winning the bet at least she isn't a slave I don't trust myself with her as a slave. Also chunins should respect their higher ups." naruto said shocking her.
"so why do you want to see what makes me a legend?" naruto asked and tatsumiya smiled seductively and swayed up to him then she caressed his cheeks.
"show it to me and ill give you anything your heart desires my body , money, just name." she said and naruto shook his head.
"I don't believe you could bring the dead back and give me my childhood with actual parents so ill pass." he said and she frowned.
"so you would pass on anything I could give you? Just like that because I cant grant that kind of wish? How foolish a human needs greed in order to maintain a financial life and i'm sure being a teacher isn't as paying as you would hope to find but tell am I not attractive to you. Am I not worth lusting after?" mana asked and naruto smiled
"I don't lust. I love and I don't care for money but you are beautiful in your own right." naruto said and began to walk away only to be shot at grazing his arm and he looked back with a smile.
"a gun user huh I heard about guns never really saw one but I guess I could try to face one now lets see which is better my kunai or your bullets." naruto said pulling out a small knife making mana laugh.
"don't you mean who's faster my bullets or you that scrap metal isn't a factor in this." she said and naruto smiled
"really this scrap metal is the thing that ended the juubi so I guess if your saying your stronger than it that I might have to knock your ego down before you end up like Sasuke." he said and tossed it behind her and charged at her while she shot at him only for him to disappear in a yellow flash shocking her and she turned to see him there with the same kunai pointed at her neck.
" a yellow flash? But that cant be can it?…..the Hiraishin no jutsu?" mana said in surprise and naruto nodded.
"my old man left the instructions for it and unlike him I perfected it and evolved it to the point I don't really need the seals to use it but they help. But I do believe my scrap metal won we are faster than your bullets. Now if you don't mind putting them away." naruto said and mana nodded and did so then stared at naruto.
"I approve." she said and kissed him to his shock as zazie drew a poker card ready to kill mana. Mana pulled away with a smile.
"…..!" zazie shouted in her quiet voice with the card and mana smirked
"kissing my fiancé of course what do you think I was arranged to marry him by my magester who was a father to me by all but blood kaede is also arranged that is all I know." mana said and naruto sighed
"I should be surprised but sadly it makes sense so your one of the fiancés my father and jiraiya arranged mana tatsumiya correct?" naruto asked and she nodded and zazie sighed in annoyance but she accepted it.
"…" she said and naruto nodded
"yeah I got it zazie-chan but I have to get some things to done and then we can see about that but first I got to meet ms. Evangeline a.k McDowell about magical training then I got to find a sparring partner for tomorrow." naruto said and zazie paled and shook her head frantically.
"…!" she pleaded
"but I need a grasp on magic to fight in the future and what do you mean she'll kill me? I'm a invincible idiot from what people tell me." naruto said and zazie shook her head.
"….!" she said and naruto nodded
"ok you can come with me but please don't get overboard about staying at my side 24/7 i'm a big kid I can handle myself the same goes for you shizune i'm not a genin anymore i'm a proud jonin and veteran of the fourth shinobi war." naruto said and shizune nodded and zazie nodded begrudged but she was going to make sure eva did not hurt him.
"….?" zazie asked and naruto nodded.
"yes you can still come with to make sure she doesn't kill me." naruto said and zazie smile and pulled out some chalk and made a weird circle.
"…?" she asked and he nodded and stepped into the circle and she kissed him making it glow and produce two cards one of him in a cloak resembling his fathers that said fox sage in Latin the other was zazie in a kitsune costume and three balls of different color fire. zazie looked at her card in awe and admiration. Naruto was still blushing from the feeling of warmth from the circle.
"wow I didn't know a kiss could feel like that." he said and zazie giggled.
"…." she said and naruto mocked sickness.
" I feel so violated not even day 2 of engagement and your all ready putting stuff in me." he said and zazie smirked
"…" she said seductively and naruto gaped at the vulgar response as did the surrounding class mates.
"zazie! don't be so vulgar!" kaede said and zazie pouted at kaede.
"…" zazie said and naruto sighed.
"we can talk about that at a later date come on I have some errands to run and then get some sleep." naruto said and zazie looked at him with puppy dog eyes.
"….? ….?" she asked and naruto nodded subtly not show the others and began walking off as zazie followed. Soon they found them selves in front of a cottage. Naruto sighed as he stepped up to the door and knocked and a girl with green hair answered it.
"greetings naruto-sensei how may I help you?" she asked and naruto smiled
"I wish to speak to your master about certain things and also its great to meet you personally cha-chan." he said with a smile that was making her feel uncomfortable.
"I shall inform master of your requesting audience with her and like wise." she said and naruto nodded and waited as she left to fetch her master zazie was worried but naruto just stood there waiting after a few minutes she arrived.
"i'm sorry sensei but she has no desire to speak to you." cha-chan said and naruto smiled.
"then inform here it has its rewards and advantages such as freedom and blood to start." he said making cha-chan wide eye and ran to her master. Naruto started counting on his from five to zero as he got to zero.
"WHAT!?" eva shouted and then ran to the door
"LIAR! Nobody knows how to break the seal!" she accused and naruto smiled as he held up a scroll with his fathers name.
"this scroll was left to me from my father and a nagi springfield I just inherited it since I became a jonin sorry it took awhile but the village was picky about a jinchuriki gaining rank but it has instructions to release one Evangeline a k McDowell if she's been deemed a good girl as my father put it. but the way I figure it you help me I help you and before you go and try to kill me i'm the only person that can open the scroll." naruto said and eva growled.
"so that's it what you want a slave or some form of 'gratitude' fine lets begin follow me." she said and naruto didn't move confusing her.
"well come on the sooner we finish the sooner i'm free!" she said agitated at the whole situation.
"no that isn't what I meant i'm not that kind of person I want to be trained in magic to be prepare to face cosmos enchildos and the dolls they have no more or less no sexual favors or anything demeaning." naruto said and eva raised a eyebrow.
"training that's it you have all the cards in your hand and you just want training? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU BOYO!?" she shouted and naruto laughed
"I don't know but be glad i'm not other men or you would be pregnant by now. But yeah just training to be on par with Cosmo entelecheia and we're even deal?" naruto asked and she smirked
"fine ill train you but I need more incentive what else will you offer?" she asked.
"….?" zazie asked and eva shook her head
"no I'm not that way." eva said making zazie blush.
""…!" zazie shouted and eva raised a eyebrow
"why would I want to marry the boyo?" she asked and zazie grabbed Naruto's package making him squawk at her.
"…..!" she said and eva seemed to consider it.
"fine as long as he holds up to the agreement and can keep up in my teaching to impress me then yes but we will consummate it now and you dear girl will join just for kicks." she said and zazie nodded and they began to walk to her room.
"master if I may speak." cha-chan asked and eva nodded
"may I also join in on this activity my body is as much flesh as I am metal i'm curious as to how mating rituals are performed and feel…please?" she asked and eva was about to say no but though it over.
"fine if this will help then when we marry you can be a concubine to serve his need as well as my own …..in fact boyo impress me if you can last long with chachamaru then it will reflect good on you."
(lemon start)
Naruto nodded and began to undress showing scars on his body the most pronounced was over his heart and on his back. He moved forward in his pants only. She stayed still curious as to what to do. Naruto stood in front of her and smiled down at her as he caressed her cheek which she nuzzled into the warmth of his hand. He claimed her lips softly which she returned in full as a part of her that she didn't know but liked she followed through with what that part told her to do and undressed and she roamed his chest with her hands and soon she found herself on her back with him over her placing kisses on her neck to her chest. She moaned …..wait moaned?
"so you've noticed huh? You slowly turning human as we go." naruto said in a whisper against her neck he soon lined up with her folds. He gently pushed inside and through her new barrier causing her to cry out in pain he stopped and waited as the pain faded then began slowly pushing in and out.
She found irony he treat metal gently and with care but if he did in fact change her human then her new body part were fragile it was the only reason it had to be. She was made a slave a servant to fulfill any desire her master wished to be fulfilled.
"oh naru-kun!" she moaned out as he rocked in and out of her she felt great pleasure and a knot was beginning to coil inside her stomach with each movement it tightened until…
"OH KAMI NARU-KUN SOMETHING IS HAPPENING!" she called out as a mysterious fluid gushed out of her core.
"you just came cha-chan its fine. Are you tired?" he asked and she nodded
"am…am I human?" she asked wearily and he smiled
"yes you are as human as me and zazie or the others." he said and she smiled her first ever smile.
"thank you naru-kun…naru-kun?" she asked and he looked down to her.
"yes?" he asked and she blushed
"promise you'll love me forever?" she asked and he smiled
"I promise." he said and she nodded and drifted asleep he summoned a clone and the clone carried her to her room.
"now who's next?" naruto asked and eva raised her hand lazily and stepped forward.
"why did you go easy on her she's a robot?" eva asked undressing showing her tiny child like body and naruto smirked
"robot you say? Well I guess I didn't do too good at turning her human now did I but….. Can a robot release sexually?" naruto asked
"no of course not fool." eva said
"then she is no longer a robot if she came poor thing was tired out after one release." naruto said making eva gape at what he said.
"you turned her human? How? Why?" she asked and naruto sighed
"a friend died and I kept her soul inside my body just now I merged them and used my creation of all things technique to make her body as we made love." naruto said and eva nodded in understanding.
"your friends name?" eva asked and naruto looked down
"….yugito the former nibi jinchuriki and my first lover she died after having the nibi ripped out of her the same to my second lover fuu former jinchuriki to shichibi yugito was 19 fuu was 14 and….never mind it not important to you." naruto said and eva sat down and so did zazie as a cup of instant ramen appeared in front of eva who began to eat.
"….?….?" zazie asked and eva nodded in agreement
"talk boyo we have time. I'm Intrigued of their tale and wish to hear how they met their demise and who was responsible.
"I promise ill tell you two someday but not now I still mourn them." naruto said and eva scowled but didn't push any
"fine but at least give us a story." eva said and naruto nodded
" ok how bout my recent battle?" he asked and eva tilted her head as zazie shot up giddy to hear
"what did you fight?" eva asked and zazie spoke up
"….!" she said and eva paled
"you did what!?" she asked and naruto nodded.
"I killed the main body of the juubi and seal the biju who was captured into me only one other jinchuriki survived the war and his name was bee." naruto explained
"ok go in details." she demanded
"it started…."
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