I used to be obsessed with Kids Next Door not too long ago, so this is the result. I was fascinating by the reference in Operation: F.O.U.N.T.A.I.N. to Nigel's becoming bald because of some incident with the Delightful Children, and I just had to write this story. Hope you enjoy!
Numbuh One was pacing in the living room of the treehouse base.
"Numbuh One, quit wearin' a path in the floor. Numbuh Five is tryin' to take a nap." Nigel sighed and flopped down into his chair. He immediately stood up again and began to pace. "Ya just cain't stand to take a break, can ya?" Abigail shook her head.
"We could try out my new invention. It only has a few little problems that need worked out . . ." suggested Numbuh Two.
"The last time we 'elped you test one of your inventions, we crashed right inta the tree house," Numbuh Four argued. "There's no way I'm goin' with you again."
"Oh, Numbuh Fo-or! Do you want to play Rainbow Monkey tea party with me?" called out Numbuh Three from her room.
"Cruddy girls." Wally mumbled. "Ya sure there's no messages from moonbase?" he asked he headed reluctantly toward Kuki's room. Nigel stood up.
"I'm going to my room to contact Moonbase Command. There has to be someone needing our help today." Numbuh Five smiled as he left, and went back to sleep on the couch. Numbuh Two went to his room to work on his newest two-by-four technology flying contraption.
A few minutes later the doorbell rang. Numbuh Five waited for someone else to answer it. It rang again.
"Numbuh Five hasta do everythin' around here," she complained as she went to open the door. "Uh, Numbuh One . . ."
"Yeees?" Nigel stuck his head out of the door of his room.
"Someone here to see ya."
"Tell Lizzie I'm not here," said Numbuh One, and he disappeared back into his room.
"It's not Lizzie, Numbuh One. It's a Kids Next Door Operative. Says she's from Moonbase!"
"Huh?" Now all of the Sector V Kids Next Door members were back in the living room.
"What's going on, Numbuh One?" asked Hoagie.
"As long as I don't have to play with stupid rainbow dorkies anymore, I don't care what it is," said Numbuh Four. Kuki kicked him.
"They're not stupid!"
"Hey!" shouted Wally. Numbuh One shook his head.
"You will have to excuse me team," he apologized as he gave Wally and Kuki an evil look. "I am Numbuh One, the leader of Sector V of the Kids Next Door." The new girl laughed.
"I know who you are, Nigel," she said in a southern accent. Numbuh One raised his eyebrows, and Numbuh Five crossed her arms. "I'm Numbuh 2x0, and I have been sent by Numbuh 362 to inspect Sector V." Numbuh One looked nervous.
"I heard Numbuh 2x0 is one of the best Kids Next Door operatives," Abby said, unconvinced.
"You can't believe everything ya hear," replied 2x0, winking at Nigel.
"Right!" exclaimed Numbuh Four. "She's just a stupid girl anyway." This time, he was punched by both Kuki and Abby. Numbuh One finally spoke up.
"You're here for a . . . an inspection?" he gulped.
Sorry it's so short, but it's only the intro, and I promise that future chapters will be longer AND more exciting as long as you review it!