Sephiroth and the chewing gum incident
Written by Tora
Chapter 1
Smack smack smack smack…
Sephiroth ignored it at first.
But the smacking grew louder. He could hear Genesis breathing with every smack.
Sephiroth was going to kill Reno and then burn his body, then dance on his dust.
What was Reno thinking?! Letting Genesis have bubble gum!
Sephiroth gazed into his PC blankly.
Genesis leaned back in his chair and held a stick of gum in front of Sephiroth's nose. "Yo, Seph. Wants some gum?" he asked waving the gum around.
Sephiroth shoved Genesis's hand out of his face. "No."
"Suit yourself," Genesis smacked back.
Smack smack smack smack…
Sephiroth's eye twitched.
Smack smack smack smack smack smack…
Sephiroth finally stood up, slammed his PC laptop close and stormed out of the room with the laptop tucked under his arm.
Genesis watched Sephiroth walked away. Was… was… the General… upset?! Genesis's eyebrows shot upwards. Had he just made the Silver General feel an emotion?! Genesis thought hard to himself, his mind racing. He'd made Sephiroth feel emotion sometimes, but not where he stormed out of the room!
The way his heels clicked!
Genesis giggled to himself. He knew it was a childish thing to giggle about, but he couldn't help but giggle like a school girl. He had made the Silver General upset! UPSET!
Genesis chomped on the gum with triumph.
Genesis stood up and stretched. His work was done. He just had to close up everything and deposit his gum, which was his favourite thing to do.
As he closed down some programs, he gazed around the room for the perfect place to leave his gum. His eye fell on someone's open laptop. After he closed down everything, he swaggered to the laptop, took out his chewed gum, and stuck it on the keyboard.
"Let's call it my little signature," Genesis mused to himself, as he stared down at the chewed up gum imbedded into the keyboard.
Genesis then dug into his pocket for another stick of gum. He liked a new stick of gum. New flavours, new texture, easy to chew, etc. After he popped the gum into his mouth his jaw began to open and close once more.
It started out like this… Reno had gotten Genesis addicted to gum. Reno didn't think that Genesis's addiction would cause ShinRa to go bonkers with Genesis's loud smacking. Reno did chew with his mouth open all the time, but Genesis smacked like heck! And Reno didn't leave gum everywhere. Genesis liked to be mean with his chewed up gum.
Genesis swaggered down the halls and chewing atrociously loud.
Sephiroth could hear the smacking from miles away.
He sat in his room, working on paperwork, but he couldn't get the stupid smacking out of his head! He HATED that stupid redhead who swaggered around like he owned the world. Stupid redhead…
Angeal was also hiding in Sephiroth's room. Together they worked on their work. Away from Genesis.
Sephiroth's ear picked up a horrible sound. It was like a horror movie, he could hear the sound slowly coming closer and closer…
Smack smack smack smack…
Someone pounded on his door.
He knew who it was. Little Mr. Upstart with his stupid new friend. Gum.
"Sephiroth!" Genesis banged harder on the door. "I know you're in there!"
Angeal gave Sephiroth a panicked look. "It's him!" he hissed, as if it were a curse.
Sephiroth stood up.
"I need to deliver some papers!" Genesis snapped.
Angeal could imagine Genesis throwing his temper tantrum. He'd be stomping his foot, turning red, making a big scene in front of all the other SOLDIERs, and smacking his gum extra loud.
Sephiroth opened the door roughly and said, "WHAT?!"
Angeal was right. Genesis was red in the face, look like he had been stomping his foot, and he was smacking extra loud.
"Good Gaia!" Genesis smacked loudly. "What the heck is your problem?!" he pushed passed Sephiroth and walked into his room.
Genesis jumped onto the sofa, where Sephiroth had been sitting, propped his feet up on the coffee table, as if they ached terribly, and said loudly, "Why is your room so boring?"
He tossed some papers across the table and gazed haughtily at Sephiroth. "Hmmmmm…" he said. "Want some gum, Sephiroth?"
Sephiroth shook his head.
"Get out," he said quietly.
Genesis jumped up and said, "But you and Angeal are partyin'! I want to stay with you two!"
Sephiroth's eyes narrowed. "Out," was all he breathed.
Genesis became angrier. He chewed loudly. "WHY?!"
Sephiroth turned his back on Genesis.
Genesis shouted, "I DON'T GET WHY I'M ALWAYS—"
At that moment, something flew out of Genesis's mouth. His teeth crashed down on nothing but teeth.
Something pink sailed into the air… and fell into Sephiroth's hair.