((The way /I/ see the border dispute between Louisiana and Texas. They weren't sure if the Sabine River would be a good place to cut off…Well actually I think they just wanted land. But the way I see it….Ah hah.))

Texas and Louisiana have been having this dispute for years now; they just couldn't decide where the border was. So for the longest time they called it "Neutral Ground" and didn't bother with it. But when Governor Jones, from Louisiana, sent a letter to Governor Stevenson, of Texas, about the border of Louisiana being the west bank of the Sabine River after Texas got consent from the United States Congress to have his border moved to the middle of the stream, the debate arose once more.

"Louise," Texas began as he paced back and forth with his hands behind his back, "Ah still say Ah own that land." Louise, who was standing nearby, rolled her eyes at him.

"And I say you don't," she scoffed at him which caused Texas' eyebrows to furrow.

"But Louise, Ah had it first!" Texas said glaring over at Louise.

"No you didn't! You're the one that could never decide a boundary!"

"Well now Ah am! Ah want that land!" Texas stomped his foot along with his yelling, as if to make it more clear in Louise's head.

"Um, you want it, but you can't have it because it's mine." Texas seemed unamused at her response.

"Is that so?" he sneered.

"Yeah, what's wrong? You gonna cry about it?" Louise said with a grin. Texas smiled, he obviously got an idea; time to change tactics.

"Naw, but Louise…It's just a little bit of land, it ain't gonna hurt ya none if Ah have it." Texas said as he got closer to Louise.

"T-Texas…What are you doing? M-Mark my words, you ain't getting that land." Louise said backing away from him.

"Aw, but Louise… It's just a little bit…" Texas smiled and managed to trap Louise against a wall. "Just a little bit of land…" Texas let his hand run down Louise's side. "Nothin' to extreme…" Louise was in shock, she didn't think Texas would fight dirty like this.

"N-No way!" She responded, trying to squirm away.

"Aw, but why not? It's not that much… It won't hurt ya none." Texas had let his voice get somewhat sexual and the fact that he was breathing on Louise's neck didn't help her. "It's just a little bit Louise… Ah only want a little bit." Texas then started kissing her neck, Louise was frozen.

"T-Texas… Y-You dirty cheater…. Y-You a-ain't g-getting my l-land…" Louise muttered.

"But Louise, don't you want me to have 'your' land? Hmm?" Texas grinned.

"Y-You're s-sick…" Louise managed to choke out, for Texas was still kissing her…along with letting his hands roam free about her body.

"No… I'm not asking for a lot, just a little bit of land… That's all Louise." Louise bit her lip before responding.

"N-No… I-I want the land."

"But Ah want it more…" Texas grinned once more; Louise tried to escape again, but failed. "S-Stop strugglin' Louise… Y'know, if you'd give me the land instead of tryin' ta fight me for it…"

"T-Texas! L-Let me go!" Louise continued trying to break free from Texas.

"Why should Ah?" He laughed, "Besides, at this rate you're gonna loose more than just your land if ya don't give in." Louise's face went pale, Texas wouldn't dare.

"T-Texas! I-It's my land, not yours!" Louise squirmed some more.

"Why can't ya spare a little bit? It ain't a lot of land."

"Y-You're big enough already!" Louise shouted in anger and distress. Texas laughed at her response and smiled.

"Maybe you're right…." He let her free and walked over towards the other side of the room before looking back at Louise, "But a little land wouldn't hurt."

"Texas!" Louise exclaimed and stomped over towards him before getting into a longer fight which seemed to last for ages….Like always.