I never thought this was how my life would go.

Seriously, I'm too good for this. Me, THE Gary I-Keep-Forgetting-This-Part Oak. Yeah, nothing wrong with that guy, right? Depends on who you are and what your number on the Bitch Scale is.

For 7 years, I've been trying to convince myself that I hated him. And for a little while, I thought it worked. Never seeing him was the apparent answer in my 10-year-old little brain. I bet your wondering who I'm talking about. The amazing, beautiful, inspiring person that I'm talking about is, somehow, the Kanto Pokemon Master. Yeah, don't give me that look.

I will be telling you how this lust filled crush came to be, but not quite yet, dear I-Was-Sucked-Into-This readers.

Now don't get me wrong. I still love my life, working with Gramps at the lab, and being around all the pokemon. I decided many years ago that training just wasn't my thing, so I became a researcher. A very good looking researcher, at least in my own opinion. But I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks this.

Anyway, after I made that life changing decision, I never got to see Ash anymore. Well, sure, about 3 years later we had a little reunion in Sinnoh, but that was it. We were friends by then, putting the dumb rivalry behind us. Ash hadn't really changed much, despite us both being 13.

Poor Ashy-Boy's going to have a growth spurt. I'd pay to see that, actually. Mwuhahaha.

But I do miss the adorable guy. A lot.

I guess I could just fix the problem….

Cookaes: Oooohhh! Gary got a crush! Gary got a crush!

Gary: *Blush* Lady Bitch.

Ash: *DING, Sparkle, Sparkle, and appears* WASUUUUPPPP, GUYZ?

Gary: / '

Cookaes: 0_o'

Ash: Sorry. :)

Cookaes: Gary's got a crush. *Giggle* Guess who it is.

Mandy: Sigh…ILoveCookaes451 Does NOT own Pokemon or any of it's characters, except for myself, of course. :D