Artemis's New Sexy Dress

by A Penguin Named Jim

Butler finally returns home after his delightful trip to the chipmunk fashion show and presents Artemis with the gift of his dreams. But will this image of perfection bring more pain than pleasure to the Fowl Penthouse?

Artemis's New Sexy Dress

"Here you go Artemis, I've got you a present!" said Butler.

"Oooh!" said Artemis, unwrapping the red leather dress. "That's stylish!" He tried it on. Just then Holly came into the room.

"Well hello sexy," said Holly. She was already thinking of a cunning plan to steal the dress.

That night Holly cautiously approached the red leather dress when Artemis was asleep.

Suddenly she was faced with a double barrel gun.

"That's my dress!" said Artemis.

"Yeah! Well that's my double barrel gun!"