Attack Of The Clowns And Warlocks

by A Penguin Named Jim

Society these days is really going downhill. An innocent old granny can't even run a decent balaclava business without being a risk from masked circus and halloween characters. What's the world coming to!

Attack Of The Clowns and Warlocks

Two masked figures ran into Artemis's grandmother's balaclava shop.

"Nyuhaw, Nyuhaw, Nyuhaw!"

"Yoink, Yoink, Yoink!" they said as they snatched the innocent balaclavas from their shelves.

The next morning Artemis's grandmother surveyed the damage sobbing pitifully. Artemis came to comfort his poor dear granny.

"I know who did this, it was Barnabus the evil clown and he is in cahoots with the evil warlock in my tree in the back yard. I'll save your shop! Wait actually I can't be bothered, Bye, Bye!"

Artemis's granny never saw those poor innocent balaclavas ever again.