Detention

by A Penguin Named Jim

Artemis commits a terrible crime against his own dear wife, what will his horrific punishment be and will Holly ever be able to forgive him? And what kind of Penthouse doesn't have a maths room!

Detention

Holly came into the room to see Artemis munching on her prize Wensleydale cheese.

"Artemis, this is unacceptable behaviour. I'll have to put you on detention."

"You can't do that," said Artemis.

"I just did, come to the maths room tomorrow lunch time," said Holly "12:30 until 1:00pm."

"But Holly…we…we…we don't have a maths room," said Artemis.

"Well…the bathroom. Shut up or I'll confiscate your red leather dress."

"Nooooooo!" Sobbed Artemis.