Fushigi Yûgi New Year's Resolutions
Disclaimer: The only thing I own in this short fic is the idea. And even then I got it after reading "You'll Never Hear the Cast of Fushigi Yûgi Say..." by Touya no Miko. Fushigi Yûgi belongs to Yuu Watase. I also don't own Cowboy Bebop. And why I thought of this at the end of May only the Goddess knows.
*setting the scene 10 min. before midnight at Miaka and Taka's apartment*
Nuriko: All right everybody! Let's hear those resolutions!
Everyone: *ignoring Nuriko*
Nuriko: Let's hear 'em now or I'll sing.
Everyone: *still ignoring him*
Nuriko: You asked for it... * starts singing 'Rain' off of Cowboy Bebop in a horribly bad voice*
"I don't feel a feel a thing
and I stopped remembering.
The days are just like moment turned to hours."
Everyone: *cringes* ALL RIGHT! JUST SHUT UP!
Nuriko: Thought you'd see it my way. Now who's gonna go first?
Tasuki: I will just to get you to shut the fuck up. My New Year's resolution is to reduce my flaming Tama to once a day rather than 3 times a day.
Tamahome: There's someone up there who likes me. I'll hold you too that.
Hotohori: I will be kinder to those less beautiful than me.
Chichiri: I will slowly cut down on saying 'no da' and finally stop all together, no da.
Ice-Goddess: NOO! Your no da's are one of the coolest things. Oh well. *pouts*
Chiriko: Uhm...I'll...uhm...I won't be so innocent?
Tasuki: Ooh. I get corrupt Chiriko! Now, I'll have to teach you how to swear. But, first we need to chage your style of clothing..." *leads Chiriko off to start corrupting him*
Mitsukake: I will talk more.
Miaka: I will eat less! *does a V for victory sign*
Tamahome: Let's just hope you can go for a day without eating everything in sight.
Miaka: Well what's your's Tamahome?
Tamahome: I'll donate my money to a charity and forget about any money someone owes me."
Everyone: *bursts out laughing*
Nuriko: That'll be the day! Well, mine is I promise to try to control my strength and stop knocking Tasuki into walls.
Tasuki: *from other room* I heard that! And if you don't hold up to that I'll burn all of your dresses!
Nuriko: NO! Not my dresses! *collects all of his dresses and puts them into a flame-retardent safe* Ha! Now try.
Tasuki: *comes out with the new and improved Chiriko* Nah. Not righ' now.
Everyone: *stares at Chiriko*
Chichiri: By Suzaku! He looks just like Tasuki, no da! Damnit, no da! I said no da, no da. ARGH!
Chiriko: Yeah? What o' it? Anyone gotsa problem with that?
Everyone: *notices a smaller version of Tasuki's tessen and says nothing*
Ice-Goddess: Okay... Well that's it for now. Next up the Seiryuu's. This should prove interesting...
Disclaimer: The only thing I own in this short fic is the idea. And even then I got it after reading "You'll Never Hear the Cast of Fushigi Yûgi Say..." by Touya no Miko. Fushigi Yûgi belongs to Yuu Watase. I also don't own Cowboy Bebop. And why I thought of this at the end of May only the Goddess knows.
*setting the scene 10 min. before midnight at Miaka and Taka's apartment*
Nuriko: All right everybody! Let's hear those resolutions!
Everyone: *ignoring Nuriko*
Nuriko: Let's hear 'em now or I'll sing.
Everyone: *still ignoring him*
Nuriko: You asked for it... * starts singing 'Rain' off of Cowboy Bebop in a horribly bad voice*
"I don't feel a feel a thing
and I stopped remembering.
The days are just like moment turned to hours."
Everyone: *cringes* ALL RIGHT! JUST SHUT UP!
Nuriko: Thought you'd see it my way. Now who's gonna go first?
Tasuki: I will just to get you to shut the fuck up. My New Year's resolution is to reduce my flaming Tama to once a day rather than 3 times a day.
Tamahome: There's someone up there who likes me. I'll hold you too that.
Hotohori: I will be kinder to those less beautiful than me.
Chichiri: I will slowly cut down on saying 'no da' and finally stop all together, no da.
Ice-Goddess: NOO! Your no da's are one of the coolest things. Oh well. *pouts*
Chiriko: Uhm...I'll...uhm...I won't be so innocent?
Tasuki: Ooh. I get corrupt Chiriko! Now, I'll have to teach you how to swear. But, first we need to chage your style of clothing..." *leads Chiriko off to start corrupting him*
Mitsukake: I will talk more.
Miaka: I will eat less! *does a V for victory sign*
Tamahome: Let's just hope you can go for a day without eating everything in sight.
Miaka: Well what's your's Tamahome?
Tamahome: I'll donate my money to a charity and forget about any money someone owes me."
Everyone: *bursts out laughing*
Nuriko: That'll be the day! Well, mine is I promise to try to control my strength and stop knocking Tasuki into walls.
Tasuki: *from other room* I heard that! And if you don't hold up to that I'll burn all of your dresses!
Nuriko: NO! Not my dresses! *collects all of his dresses and puts them into a flame-retardent safe* Ha! Now try.
Tasuki: *comes out with the new and improved Chiriko* Nah. Not righ' now.
Everyone: *stares at Chiriko*
Chichiri: By Suzaku! He looks just like Tasuki, no da! Damnit, no da! I said no da, no da. ARGH!
Chiriko: Yeah? What o' it? Anyone gotsa problem with that?
Everyone: *notices a smaller version of Tasuki's tessen and says nothing*
Ice-Goddess: Okay... Well that's it for now. Next up the Seiryuu's. This should prove interesting...