Right! I was very bored when I wrote this, and it took all of ten minutes,
so it isn't very good, but I'll post it anyway, for the sake of posting
something.
Disclaimer: I own the plot and the monster (and the café, address 71 Phantasm Grove, Primordial Soup), but unfortunately, Harry Potter or the Spider from James and the Giant Peach.
When reviewing, please no flaming. I burn easily.
The beast came upon Harry, it's breath smelling like those little candy cinnamon hearts that you can get at Valentines. The hair was sparse and wiry, moving on its own accord, and protruded from the animal in strange places. The teeth on the thing were yellow, with diamonds embedded in each and every one, and its skin was green. As the face bore down on him, Harry remembered he had the Britney Spears CD in his discman that Ron had been so obsessed with in his pocket. He whipped it out, threw the earpiece into the great waxy ring that was this creature's ear, and turned it on. The beast threw up his head with a horrendous scream, then sank to the floor, writhing with pain. Harry knew it would work.
He smiled, and ran back from the thing, and straight into a tree. Still dizzy, he turned. The beast was back on his feet, and angry as hell. Harry was no fool, and ran as fast as he could. He found a sidewalk and followed it into a city. He didn't look behind him, and darted into a café. Around him sat the spider from James and the Giant Peach, and many mod artists. They all stared at him as they sipped at their mochaccinos, and he stared back. This staring went on forever. The beast came crashing through the doorway, ripping the wall out. The artists' heads all turned in unison to it, then back to Harry, and smiled. He tore through the kitchen in the back to the alley. He ran past many buildings, then into a new one. Except it wasn't a new one. It was the same café as before, with all the smiling artists. He ran back out the door and down the street. He looked back, and briefly saw the thing looking in the second café before tripping over a rock and falling.
He was falling for a long time, through all sorts of colours and shapes drifting past as though in slow motion. He watched as they passed, feeling like death was sucking him down to the depths of insanity. From out of a patch of swirling metallic blue popped the monster, coming up to him walking at a fast pace, confusing compared to the mass of colours. He came above Harry and smiled. He pulled from out behind him a little pink and violet dress on a hanger and waved it in his face. Harry screamed.
And woke up.
A/N: how was it? Please review!
Disclaimer: I own the plot and the monster (and the café, address 71 Phantasm Grove, Primordial Soup), but unfortunately, Harry Potter or the Spider from James and the Giant Peach.
When reviewing, please no flaming. I burn easily.
The beast came upon Harry, it's breath smelling like those little candy cinnamon hearts that you can get at Valentines. The hair was sparse and wiry, moving on its own accord, and protruded from the animal in strange places. The teeth on the thing were yellow, with diamonds embedded in each and every one, and its skin was green. As the face bore down on him, Harry remembered he had the Britney Spears CD in his discman that Ron had been so obsessed with in his pocket. He whipped it out, threw the earpiece into the great waxy ring that was this creature's ear, and turned it on. The beast threw up his head with a horrendous scream, then sank to the floor, writhing with pain. Harry knew it would work.
He smiled, and ran back from the thing, and straight into a tree. Still dizzy, he turned. The beast was back on his feet, and angry as hell. Harry was no fool, and ran as fast as he could. He found a sidewalk and followed it into a city. He didn't look behind him, and darted into a café. Around him sat the spider from James and the Giant Peach, and many mod artists. They all stared at him as they sipped at their mochaccinos, and he stared back. This staring went on forever. The beast came crashing through the doorway, ripping the wall out. The artists' heads all turned in unison to it, then back to Harry, and smiled. He tore through the kitchen in the back to the alley. He ran past many buildings, then into a new one. Except it wasn't a new one. It was the same café as before, with all the smiling artists. He ran back out the door and down the street. He looked back, and briefly saw the thing looking in the second café before tripping over a rock and falling.
He was falling for a long time, through all sorts of colours and shapes drifting past as though in slow motion. He watched as they passed, feeling like death was sucking him down to the depths of insanity. From out of a patch of swirling metallic blue popped the monster, coming up to him walking at a fast pace, confusing compared to the mass of colours. He came above Harry and smiled. He pulled from out behind him a little pink and violet dress on a hanger and waved it in his face. Harry screamed.
And woke up.
A/N: how was it? Please review!