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Three little ninja's shaolin monk things.......

Once upon a time in the magical realm of Earth lived three Ninja shaolin monk things... They all moved out of their humble temple to pick their own paths.

One was named Liu Kang- He was loud and obnoxious!

One was named Kung Lao- He was clueless as could be!

The other was named Subzero- He was smart and honorable!

They all went to the market to find supplies for their houses!

(Market)

Liu Kang: I'm gonna make mine out of this highly combustable wood! It is nice and sturdy and highly flammable!

Kung Lao: I'm going to make mine out of this methane gas! It also is flammable and toxic!

Subzero: Back up back up back up...PERFECT!

(A metal house drops down)

Subzero: I made my house out of metal. The most non combustable material out there!

Kung Lao and Liu Kang: (Laugh) That house looks so dumb our houses will look so much better!

Narrator: As time went on Kung Lao and Liu Kang worked on their houses with much enthusiasm!

Liu Kang: Finally it is finished! Let me go shave as I have 5 o'clock shadow! (He enters his house)

Narrator: Then a knock at the door. It was the Ninja spectre Scorpion. He said...

Scorpion: Little noob little noob let me in.

Liu Kang: Not by the hair of my five o'clock shadow. And it's only three p.m.!

Scorpion: Then I'll burn and I'll burn and set your house on fire!

Liu Kang: (Laughs)

Scorpion: I warned you! (Sets house on fire)

Liu Kang: I feel hot....and not "sexy" hot like I am with Kitana! I mean hot.....( Runs out of the house)

Liu Kang's house: Why?! (Blows up)

Liu Kang: What the hell? That didn't make sense! (Runs to Kung Lao's house)

(Kung Lao's house)

Kung Lao: (Coughing) Toxic gas is bad for my lungs! (Not coughing) But great for Halloween effects!

Liu Kang: KUNG LAO!

Kung Lao: Yes?

Liu Kang: I think Scorpion is trying to kill me!

Kung Lao:......

Liu Kang: What?

Kung Lao:....

Liu Kang: He's right behind me isn't he?!

Kung Lao: No there's a bug on you!

Liu Kang: Oh! (Flicks it off)

Kung Lao: Oh and Scorpion is behind me!

Scorpion: (Holding an axe) Hi!

Kung Lao: Wait...that's bad isn't it?

(Kung Lao and Liu Kang run inside)

Scorpion: Little noobs, Little noobs, let me in!

Kung Lao: Ok!

Liu Kang: KUNG LAO! NO! Not by the hair of our chinny chin chins!

(Raiden comes out of nowhere)

Raiden: (Slaps Liu Kang) (Teleports away)

Scorpion: Then I'll burn and I'll burn and I'll set your "house" on fire! (Sets house on fire)

Liu Kang: RUN!

Scorpion: BITCHES!

(House blows up)

(Subzero's house)

(Loud banging on door)

Subzero: What the hell? (Opens door)

Liu Kang: SUBZERO HELP US!

Subzero: Why?

Kung Lao: Cause Scorpion is going to kill us!

Subzero: Oh Scorpion I can't help you!

Kung Lao: Why?

Subzero: Because one: Scorpion is insane! And two: I think he's still mad about the Christmas present I got him last year! C-4 is a candy right?

Liu Kang and Kung Lao:.....

Subzero: Well deal with him yourselves! (Shuts door)

Liu Kang: WAIT!

Scorpion: There you are!

Kung Lao: Oh crap!

Scorpion: (Pulls off mask)

Liu Kang and Kung Lao: AHHHHHHHHH!

(Fire noises heard)

Subzero (In his house): (Reading: Why Kano's MkvsDc fatalities were improvements! By Iouapie) Stupid noobs!

Epilouge: Liu Kang and Kung Lao are dead and Subzero laughs at them all day. Scorpion got a free S.U.V. from the lottery! And Tremor continues to wonder why no one knows who he is! The end!

End

Crappy yes but I needed to do something while writing Mk amazing race!