"Shit." Envy stared at the never ending sea in front of him. No civilization in sight. He headed into the trees. They were all these weird viney things that you would see in a Disney movie. Envy despised kids, so he despised kids movies, so he despised the forest. Suddenly, he hit the truck of a tree that didn't look familiar. "A Palm Tree!" Envy gasped and felt the bark. He glanced up at the tree. It's leaves were shimying in the wind so beautifully, that Envy was stunned. He blushed. Palm Tree was beautiful. Envy looked around to see if anyone was watching. No, of course not, he's on a freaking deserted island. So, he kneeled at the tree. "Oh Palm Tree-san, what shall I do? I am deeply infatuated with you, but Mother would never allow it~ let us escape together~" The palm tree stood there not giving a fuck. "Oh, Palm Tree!" Envy swooned. "I love you! Nothing shall stand between our loooove~!" He prance over to the tree and hugged it. And the Envy never got off the island. At least he finally spoke of his weird palm tree fetish to...someone.