Note: I do not own Regular Show or Spongebob Squarepants.
Mordecai and Rigby were raking the leaves outside of the park. Benson stuck them with another boring job to do. Rigby's back was aching. He was the weakest of the two. Mordecai was getting ready to pass out because it was so hot outside. Sweat was dripping from his forehead.
"Dude, it is like, so freakin hot out here," he said.
"Yeah I know. Benson probably made us work out here just to get on our nerves," Rigby said. Everyone else got to do their jobs inside.
"Dude, lets go get some lemonade," Rigby suggested.
"No, we can't. Benson said we couldn't come inside until we finished our work," Mordecai said.
"Ugh! This blows! Benson is such a tool!" said Rigby as he threw his rake on the ground.
"I know dude, but we gotta find some way to get something to drink," said Mordecai. He looked around and saw the water hose sitting by the cart.
"Dude! We can get some water from the hose," Mordecai said to Rigby. They both ran over to the hose and shot water down their throats. Benson came out of the house with his clipboard in his hand. He instantly saw what Mordecai and Rigby were doing.
"What the hell are you guys doing!?" Benson exclaimed.
"We were thursty, so we got some water from the hose," Mordecai explained. Benson turned red.
"GET BACK TO WORK OR YOU'RE FIRED!" he yelled. Mordecai and Rigby quickly went back to raking the leaves. Benson shook his head and went back inside the house.
"Ya know, I'm really tired of putting up with Benson's BS," said Rigby.
"Yeah dude, I know," Mordecai agreed.
"The next time he does something like that, I'm quitting," said Rigby sounding very annoyed now. Mordecai looked surprised. Rigby usually said a lot of stupid stuff but this time was different.
"Woah dude, are you crazy? You can't quit," said Mordecai.
"Why not?," Rigby asked sounding even more annoyed.
"Because, then you won't have a job or any money," Mordecai answered.
"I'll just find another job," said Rigby.
"It's not that easy," said Mordecai. They finished their discussion and they were done with there work. They went inside to play some Strong Johns. Pops came down the stairs and the game caught his attention.
"Oooh! What are you boys playing?," he asked.
"Oh, it's uh, Strong Johns," Mordecai answered. Pops started laughing histarically. Mordecai and Rigby looked at each other.
"Oh and uh, Pops. Can you do us a favor?," asked Rigby.
"Well of course. What can do for you boys?," said Pops.
"Can you please tell Benson to stop being such a douchbag to us, and tell him to stop being unfair to us," asked Mordecai.
"Sure thing. Hahahaha," Pops laughed and went into the kitchen.
"Thanks Pops, you're the best!" Rigby yelled from the living room. They continued to play Strong Johns until Benson came down.
"Hey, I need you guys to clean out the attic," said Benson.
"Ugh, but we already did that yesterday," Mordecai groaned.
"Well it wasn't good enough! DO IT AGAIN!" Benson snapped. Pops walked into the room.
"Now Benson, is it really necessary to have them clean the attic after they already have?," asked Pops.
"Pops stay out of this," said Benson. Pops raised his eyebrow.
"I beg your pardon," said Pops. "Benson, I am technically still your boss and you will do as I say"
Benson looked furious.
"Mordecai and Rigby, you don't have to clean the attic," said Pops.
"Thanks Pops," said Rigby with a smirk. Benson marched back upstairs. Mordecai and Rigby high-fived each other.
Later on that day
"Hey Rigby, wanna go to the arcade with me?" Mordecai asked. Rigby agreed and they were headed out the door, but then Benson stopped them.
"Where do you guys think you're going?" he asked.
"To the arcade," said Rigby.
"Oh no you don't. There's plenty of hard work for you guys to do," said Benson.
"Why can't you just give it to someone else?" Mordecai complained.
"BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO DO IT! NOW SHUT UP AND GET TO WORK!" Benson yelled. Rigby had had enough.
"I can't take any more of this! I quit this freakin job," said Rigby. He ran out the door.
"Yeah, I quit to. Call when you're done being a douch Benson," Mordecai said walking out the door.
"Whatever! I don't need you bastards anyway!" said Benson. Mordecai caught up with Rigby.
"Now what are we gonna do?" Mordecai asked.
"Oh, I didn't think that part through", said Rigby Mordecai smacked his head.
"How about we search online for some new jobs," said Mordecai.
"Yeah but we don't have a computer," said Rigby.
"We'll just use Margaret's," said Mordecai. They went over to Margaret and started searching for jobs.
"Thanks for letting us use your computer Margaret," said Mordecai.
"No problem," she said. She dropped something and bent over to pick it up. Mordecai starred at her butt.
"Dude, stay focused!" said Rigby snapping his fingers in Mordecai's face. Mordecai scrolled on the computer screen.
"Hey, here's a good one," he said. "We can get jobs at this place called the Krusty Krab"
"Eww, who wants to eat at a place that's crusty," said Rigby.
"Whatever dude. This is the only place that's hiring," said Mordecai.
"Ugh, fine," said Rigby.
Later that week, they took a plane to Bikini Bottom. They stepped inside the Krusty Krab. They saw a sponge guy cleaning off the tables. He looked overly excited for no reason.
"Ooooh Squidward! We've got some more customers," said the sponge.
"Uh, we're not here to eat. We need to apply for a job," said Mordecai.
"Oh ok, well all you have to do is fill out this resume and make a Krabby Patty," said Spongebob.
"Wow, that sounds easy," said Rigby. They filled out the resume and went to back.
"Now it's time for the ultimate test," said Spongebob.