*Hey. I was originally called Indalecio. But, I can't really
write stuff thats of a serious nature. Therefore, I have started a new era!
(For me, anyway.) I will try to write humorous stuff and I am now known as
...SPOONYMAANNN!!!! Spoony! Away! (Flies away and starts mumbling about
the little green men in his shoes...) Anyway, here is my first attempt at a
humor fic. Please review! I need to know how I did! This fic is basically
Squall thinking about stuff. What stuff? Read on and find out.
(...) = thought
After Ultimecia's defeat, at the Garden, in Squall's SeeD Dorm-
Squall was bored. He was really bored. So, he started to think about the past.
He recalled the day he was accepted as a SeeD. His butt really itched that
day. But he had to stand there and look pretty in front of Cid. (Ya know what?), Squall thought (He's
a weird little man.) Squall wasn't sure, but he was almost certain he saw Cid
wandering the garden late at night dressed in a wedding dress and singing the
teapot song . (What's up with Selphie? Why is she
so damned hyper? Always running around screaming, "WOOHOO!". She also jumps
a lot. Bouncy. They are pretty bouncy. Heh heh.) Squall's mind continued to wander...
(Speaking of bouncing, Why does Zell bounce around like that? What is he constipated, or something?)
"...uall! Squall! Earth to Squall! HELLOOO?!" Rinoa tapped Squall's head.
Hard. "...Owtch! Wha..?! Oh, hi, Rinoa." Squall rubbed his head.
"What were you doing staring out the window? Spacing out?" Rinoa asked.
"...Yes." Squall answered. "Oh...uh...Anyway, Cid needs to see us." Rinoa gestured
out the door. "Okay, Rinoa." Squall got up. "Let's go."
Cid's office-
Squall was still bored. Cid wanted him, Rinoa, and Irvine to go to
some freaky cavern and see what's spooking the people of Winhill so badly. After the meeting,
they all went to Balamb for a train ticket. On the way, Squall thought some more. (Why
is Irvine such a pervert? He's been caught sneaking in the girl's lockers, dorms,
and the bathrooms. That is just plain weird. He also is very protective of those
guns of his...too protective. Also, if he is so damned strange, why is Selphie
still going with him?) Scratch that. He didn't wanna know. (Quistis talks too much.
She even lectured him on how to use his own gunblade!! What the hell?! She's
also pretty nosy, too. She stares in all the windows we've come across in the
past and lately there have been rumors about Quistis being a little...voyeuristic.
Ugh.) The only normal person he's met so far is Rinoa. (???) "...UALL!! SQUALL!!
HEY!! We're here!" Squall got out of the car and made his way towards the train
station. After purchasing a ticket, the trio went to the hotel to wait for the train.
For some reason, Irvine wanted a seperate room and because of this Rinoa got one, too.
(Oh, well.) Squall was about to get lost in thought again, when he heard something.
Something horrible. Irvine was moaning. Loudly. Squall's first thought was (RINOA!) and
he jumped out of bed, Lionheart at the ready, when he heard what Irvine was moaning.
"EXETER!! OH! OHHH!! EXETER!!" Squall fainted right there...
Squall's room, 1/2 an hour later-
"...ey! SQUALL!! Wake up, man! It's time to go!" Squall awoke
to Irvine yelling through the door. "Was it a nightmare?" Squall said to himself
"That was a horrible nightmare..." Squall shook his head and joined the other
two.
Later, on the train-
Squall told Rinoa that he had a terrible nightmare. Unbeknownst
to our favorite duo...Irvine was sighing in relief...(He thought it was a nightmare...)
A little later, Squall nodded off again...
Nibelheim, Rebuilt Shin-ra Mansion-
Cloud woke up from a really weird dream about some guy in a
different world. Tifa slept peacefully on the other bed. Cloud sighed and
said to himself, "I'll never get to sleep now. Might as well train. But first,
some coffee would be nice." After fixing himself some coffee in the new
kitchen, Cloud sat down and drank. Cloud began to get bored. Really bored.
So, he started to think...
*Should I do it? Tell me in your review!!
write stuff thats of a serious nature. Therefore, I have started a new era!
(For me, anyway.) I will try to write humorous stuff and I am now known as
...SPOONYMAANNN!!!! Spoony! Away! (Flies away and starts mumbling about
the little green men in his shoes...) Anyway, here is my first attempt at a
humor fic. Please review! I need to know how I did! This fic is basically
Squall thinking about stuff. What stuff? Read on and find out.
(...) = thought
After Ultimecia's defeat, at the Garden, in Squall's SeeD Dorm-
Squall was bored. He was really bored. So, he started to think about the past.
He recalled the day he was accepted as a SeeD. His butt really itched that
day. But he had to stand there and look pretty in front of Cid. (Ya know what?), Squall thought (He's
a weird little man.) Squall wasn't sure, but he was almost certain he saw Cid
wandering the garden late at night dressed in a wedding dress and singing the
teapot song . (What's up with Selphie? Why is she
so damned hyper? Always running around screaming, "WOOHOO!". She also jumps
a lot. Bouncy. They are pretty bouncy. Heh heh.) Squall's mind continued to wander...
(Speaking of bouncing, Why does Zell bounce around like that? What is he constipated, or something?)
"...uall! Squall! Earth to Squall! HELLOOO?!" Rinoa tapped Squall's head.
Hard. "...Owtch! Wha..?! Oh, hi, Rinoa." Squall rubbed his head.
"What were you doing staring out the window? Spacing out?" Rinoa asked.
"...Yes." Squall answered. "Oh...uh...Anyway, Cid needs to see us." Rinoa gestured
out the door. "Okay, Rinoa." Squall got up. "Let's go."
Cid's office-
Squall was still bored. Cid wanted him, Rinoa, and Irvine to go to
some freaky cavern and see what's spooking the people of Winhill so badly. After the meeting,
they all went to Balamb for a train ticket. On the way, Squall thought some more. (Why
is Irvine such a pervert? He's been caught sneaking in the girl's lockers, dorms,
and the bathrooms. That is just plain weird. He also is very protective of those
guns of his...too protective. Also, if he is so damned strange, why is Selphie
still going with him?) Scratch that. He didn't wanna know. (Quistis talks too much.
She even lectured him on how to use his own gunblade!! What the hell?! She's
also pretty nosy, too. She stares in all the windows we've come across in the
past and lately there have been rumors about Quistis being a little...voyeuristic.
Ugh.) The only normal person he's met so far is Rinoa. (???) "...UALL!! SQUALL!!
HEY!! We're here!" Squall got out of the car and made his way towards the train
station. After purchasing a ticket, the trio went to the hotel to wait for the train.
For some reason, Irvine wanted a seperate room and because of this Rinoa got one, too.
(Oh, well.) Squall was about to get lost in thought again, when he heard something.
Something horrible. Irvine was moaning. Loudly. Squall's first thought was (RINOA!) and
he jumped out of bed, Lionheart at the ready, when he heard what Irvine was moaning.
"EXETER!! OH! OHHH!! EXETER!!" Squall fainted right there...
Squall's room, 1/2 an hour later-
"...ey! SQUALL!! Wake up, man! It's time to go!" Squall awoke
to Irvine yelling through the door. "Was it a nightmare?" Squall said to himself
"That was a horrible nightmare..." Squall shook his head and joined the other
two.
Later, on the train-
Squall told Rinoa that he had a terrible nightmare. Unbeknownst
to our favorite duo...Irvine was sighing in relief...(He thought it was a nightmare...)
A little later, Squall nodded off again...
Nibelheim, Rebuilt Shin-ra Mansion-
Cloud woke up from a really weird dream about some guy in a
different world. Tifa slept peacefully on the other bed. Cloud sighed and
said to himself, "I'll never get to sleep now. Might as well train. But first,
some coffee would be nice." After fixing himself some coffee in the new
kitchen, Cloud sat down and drank. Cloud began to get bored. Really bored.
So, he started to think...
*Should I do it? Tell me in your review!!