Once upon a time, there was a girl. She was prettiest in all the land. I'm not talking about Snow White here, but I'm like Snow White in many ways. One, I'm gorgeous. Two, I have a evil queen as a stepmother, but I didn't know that till later. Three, a serial killer tried to kill me. That's only part of the story. The story begins now. Hi, I'm Schlee Witten. The friends I have call me Lee. Who are my friends? The ones I have are Dobby and Bashfully Beautiful. Dobby's name is actually Daniel and Bashfully Beautiful or Bash as we call her is Beatrice. I bet you're wondering how old I am. Well, you will find out later. Sorry. I live in the urban city of San Francisco in a rundown part of the city. Yes this means a shabby apartment. I live with Bash. Her and I get along pretty well because we're great friends. We give each other makeovers, have nights out, share secrets and give each other relationship advice. We also are gaming geeks. We call ourselves The Superior Sistahs on our consoles. Dobby thinks it's the coolest thing evar. I should mention Dobby is gay not super gay like drag queen or always dresses fancier kind of guy. Dobby is the kind of gay guy who is normal guy looking but with the stereotypical gay guy accent. It's almost hysterical sometimes hearing him speak but Bash and I have grown accustomed to the sound. There are numerous occasions when Dobby wishes to join us during makeovers, or secret sharing time, but we always tell him "No, Dobby. It's just for us. You know that." He usually responds by saying "But you guys like always say that to me. It's so not fair." Then we tell him this "Dobby...watch your attitude. You can join us tomorrow night. We promise." He would then respond by saying "Oh my god. I love you guys. Just as friends though remember...you guys know that I like love men." We laugh wholeheartedly and embrace Dobby. Deep down the both of us will always love that guy. And…he will love us too. Just..as friends. Even when we ignore him 'cause we're in the middle of a match against two bratty kids that we desperately want to beat. Something else I should mention Dobby lives down the hall from us, so he visits all the time. The three of us go to college at the Art Institute of California in San Francisco. You can guess what for: video game design. We live on our own; making our own money. Dobby works in the local mall at a high end boutique making good money. Bash and I work at…..you guessed it the gaming store in the mall where the super gamer geeks hit on you everyday. Most of the time it goes a little something like this "Hey babe. You mighty fine. Why don't you and your friend meet me at the hub tomorrow night." (By the way, the hub is a meeting place in San Francisco for gamers to meet, greet, and give advice to one another.) In which, we would respond "Sorry we're busy that night." They continue on with their purchase in silence. During slow periods in the store, Bash and I would discuss this, but we would always decide that they were not our type. Now that the background information is shared the real story can begin. And….we begin now.