My True '90's Dream

by hockeygirlmaddy

A story of mine I wrote some time in April 2013, in 6th grade, when I was finished with a test and waiting for everybody else. Not to mention, right at the start of my Nick GUTS phase. Posted it so you would get a feeling of MY type of imagination! ;)

If I were to do something in the '90's, it would be summed up in 4 words: CLIMB THE AGGRO CRAG. I would just love to show that "Radical Rock" who's boss! I would also absolutely LOVE to be in 1st place, and take home a piece of said crag. But the one question is: "where would I put it?". My bedroom has way too much stuff in it. Maybe I could put it somewhere downstairs. I watched Nick GUTS one time, and the crag piiece is big and green. It also glows in the dark (AMAZING!). I found out about the Aggro Crag back in February when I read about Nick GUTS on the internet. They said that the Aggro Crag was a "fabricated mountain".

Did you know that the scientific name for the Aggro Crag is Mineralis Aggro? I found that out on around the same time. Mineralis is the genus of the crag, meaning "mineral". Aggro is the species of the crag. It also belongs to the family Mineralidae. It eats ice, gravel, and smaller mountains.

There is another species of crag I didn't even know of! It's called a Black Crag (Mineralis Negro). It's not even black at all! The color is actually a very dark grey. Females are the dark grey color, and males are a silver color. How weird is that?!

The 1st ever crag that was ever discovered was the Gold Crag. Only 20 are left in the world today (20 in 2013, just 10 in 2018). The Gold Crag was poached for food (ground for salt), and for their golden, healing rock.

And that is my one and only '90's dream: to climb the Aggro Crag. Hope you enjoyed it!