Disclaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy 8...*cries*
Note: ......MWHAHAHAHHAHA!!! I have gone crazy......I went from sappy romance to humor.....I'm so evil, yet perfect at the same time...
~*The Girls Club*~
Episode 1
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Opening::
*cues boring elevator music*
Were girls....
Tee hee....
We love guys....
We hate comic book nerds....
And on this show...
We hate them all...
Also on this show we will be discussing the latest trends...
We will be discussing them with...
The geek *shows Quistis*
The idiot *shows Selphie*
The prep *Shows Ellone*
The lawyer we randomly pulled off the street *Shows perplexed lady*
And me, the ditz *Shows Rinoa*
But this isn't a perfect show...
A perfect show would be if I could sing the opening theme song *shows Rinoa singing the song 'Like a Virgin'*
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Rinoa: On today's show we will be discussing N'Shit, I mean, N'LipSync, I mean N'Suck, I mean....shit....N'Sync, that's it!!
Quistis: Were going to show you this picture of the N'Sync boys on the horribly boring and degrading show, TRL...
*Shows Picture of N'Sync with Carson Daily*
*All the girls swoon loudly and melodramatically*
Random Lawyer: Now I'm a lawyer, and I can seriously say that I can sue those faces for false advertisement.
Selphie: You know I got a cat and her name is Nibbles *begins to bounce in her seat*
Rinoa: ok...*Rolls eyes*
Quistis: You know who else I think is hot?
Everyone: Who?
Quistis: Cid Kramer *swoons*
*Everyone moves away uncomfortably*
Random Lawyer: Now I am a lawyer
*Everyone waits a few seconds*
Rinoa: and?
Random Lawyer: That's all I got
Rinoa: Anyways. We have a special guest tonight. His name is OJ Simpson
*OJ walks out*
OJ: Why hello you sexy mommas.
Everyone except Selphie: Hello OJ
Selphie: I heard OJ was a killer who brutally murdered his wife 4 years ago and he was a famous star and he also killed another women and then I thought 'Hmmmm...He reminds me of the singer Boy George'!
OJ: I aught to kill your white trash ass
Random Lawyer: Now remember OJ, you're a free man. I suggest you kill someone when you are about to die or commit suicide.
OJ: Good plan
Rinoa: Now random lawyer, you know you shouldn't give helpful tips on how to kill people to ruthless murderers!
OJ: Why don't you blow out your white ass
Quistis: Don't make me come over there, where I'm in easy range of that knife you have in your pocket
Selphie: Once I had a knife and I cut a piece of cake out of it!
*OJ throws a knife at her head and Selphie falls to the ground, dead*
Quistis: Finally...
Ellone: Now don't make me go back into the past and stop you from doing that!
Random Lawyer: Now I can sue your preppy ass for time traveling!
Ellone: YOU WANT SOME OF ME!? *stands up*
Random Lawyer: Bring it on you dumb prep! *stand in fighting position*
Rinoa: Well, this is entertaining...
Quistis: Will be right back after a word from our not so proud sponsors....
*Cue funny commercial songs*
Voice: Did you like that food item 'I can't believe its not butter'?
Voice: then you are gonna love this....
*shows picture if a giant tub of butter*
Voice: It's real butter, and it tastes exactly like butter to!
*Shows fat man on his couch*
Fatty: I've been eating 'Real Butter' for 5 years now, and look how healthy I am!
Rinoa: Did you like that commercial? I hope so other wise I would be forced to threaten you with this loaded revolver *laughs* Just kidding, I have a shotgun...
Rinoa: See you next time, on..
Everyone: THE GIRLS CLUB!
*Cues funny 'Boop Boop' sounds*
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A/N: Well???????? Did ya like that one!?!?!?
REVIEW YOU INSIGNIFICANT MORTALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!