As a Christmas gift for you guys I have decided to do this! Ways to Annoy Voldemort. If you want me to do some for other people let me know, and I will dedicate it to the person who asked for it!

1. Ask him to smell something for you

2. Ask him if he is secretly a girl.

3. Ask him why he "doesn't have such a cool scar?"

4. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.

8. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.

9. Call him 'The-man-who-let-the-boy-live'

10. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.

11. When he tries to impress you with his powers say "I've Seen Better"

12. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.'

13. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'

14. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? Whats that, a washing detergent?'

15. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.

16. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.

17. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there...

18. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?

him 'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'

20. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.

21. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.

22. In these announcements, present him to the Death Eaters then say that he has a butt trumpet as you do the actions then tell him 'Who Looks Stupid Now! You Do! (Inspired by AVPS/A Very Potter Sequel)

23. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!' and make sure there us a crocodile underneath him for when he fails

24. Get the song 'I'm a Barbie Girl' stuck in his head.

25. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you 'thought you were helping!'

26. Buy him a stress ball.

27. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.

28. Call him Tommy-boy.

29. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.

30. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.

31. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.

32. 'Imperius' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'I feel Pretty'

33. Paint all the Death-Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.

34. Throw him a 'care-bears' themed birthday party.

35. Tell him what Snape's really up to.

36. Politely exclaim now and again that you 'don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles'

37. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the top of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment'

38. Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.

39. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?'

40. Tell him you know this great therapist in London... And hint that the man's last name is "Potter"

41. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.

42. Steal, snap and bury his wand.

43. Tell him Lucius did it.

44. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.

45. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.

46. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever and nasty.

47. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause'

48. Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling' and 'Cinderella' (replace the shoe with a diadem)

49. When he's done something particularly nasty - cross your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do you really think Salazar would have approved of that?'

50. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.'

51. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.

52. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."

53. Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.

54. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated by him. Treat him as you would an eccentric aquaintance.

55. Cuddle him at random moments.

56. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.

57. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.

58. Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie/corny'

59. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter or Dumbledore.

60. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.

61. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.

62. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie'

63. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak'.

64. Mock his baldness.

65. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')

67. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah'

68. Let him catch you trying on Death-Eater robes.

69. As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like 'Not gonna work, or 'stupid.'

70. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.

71. Ask him where he gets his garlic-scented soap.

72. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you.

73. ..at Christmas.

74. Make him dance in the rain with you.

75. Insist that this is to cleanse his soul.

76. "Accidentally" schedule him a him a haircut.

77. ..even though he's bald.

78. Be offended by everything he says.

79. When he gives you an order, stare at him blankly and drool.

80. Kill Harry.

81. On the next Valentine's Day, decorate his lair.

82. ..make sure the decorations are pink and frilly.

83. Tell him that getting the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson was definitely a bad idea.

84. Paint his fingernails hot pink while he's sleeping, then place a permanent sticking charm on them so he can't remove the color.

85. Whenever you look at him cover your eyes with your hands and scream "IT BURNS!"

86. Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful.

87. Trade his black robes in for pink pajamas.

88. Insist that it's opposite day and paint a lightning bolt on his forehead.

89. Be Harry. Be Alive.

90. Polietly exclaim now and then why you don't know how he can be so afraid of 'Dear Ol Dumbles.'

91. Exclaim that you never knew he was related to Umbridge (AVPS reference)

92. Whenever something goes wrong tell him Lucius did it.

93. Ask him to play 'Harry Says' with you and make one of the actions as 'Harry Says touch your nose'.

94. Tell him Snape was never his and that he was Dumbles.

95. Give Potter Watch full information/locations on his Horcruxs and guides on how to get them.

96. Throw him a Unicorn theme party and tell him 'You are what you eat.'

97. When he tells you that he is 'Lord Voldemort' tell the audience 'And You are Watching The Disney Channel.'

98. Tell him that Harry Destroyed his Zefron Poster. (AVPM)

99. Adress him as Boldy Voldy and claim yourself to be Harry's second largest fan after Voldy of course.

100. Dress like Harry Potter and sing 'Can't Touch This' as you dance around him.

I hope that put a smile on your face this holidays and Remember leave a character that you want me todo this for and I will dedicate it to you. :)