POTC
Chapter 1: Errrrrrrrr… name…. Must think of name later
A/N: this is the 1st ever fic I've written on my onsey not any more so R'n'R savvy… not any more you didn't, you got stuck but this can got on your account, see what a nice person I am I'm even uploading it for you . O.K. enough with the POTC Lingo well Jack Sparrow Lingo at any rate…mmmmmmm Jack Sparrow (damn straight…..drool) ooooooo Will Turner cue screaming fan girls….. Aannnnnndd I'm WE'RE back.
Any way back to were I was before I got distracted. Moi easily distracted! Never! Oh shiny…. Oooooooo Will 9bleurgh…Jack you're my captian…OH AND I'M MADI THE BETA)
The fonts should explain the writers t-d is bold kapuroxy normal and madi da beta is italics
Let's just get on with the fic…
Disclaimer: I don't own (unfortunately) any of the POTC characters (other wise I'd be filthy rich with 5 houses and a dead Vanessa Paradis by now) but I do own any one else that pops up that wasn't in the film.
THE ACTUAL FIC
On the pearl Jack is getting err what's the word for it ahh yes drunk…
Jack: slurred speech Bring me some more rum Mr.Gibbs!!
Gibbs: But Capin' we've ran out
Jack: What!! But why is the rum gone???? (I know how you feel…MY RUM!!!!)
Gibbs: well you and the crew 'ave drank it all Sir
Jack: How far is it to the nearest port?
Gibbs: We'll be at Tortuga by mornin' Sir
Jack: Tortuga! Great stuff Mr.Gibbs!! Great stuff!!
The next day at Tortuga …
Jack: Scarlet! Gets slapped by Scarlet Ow! Now why did I deserve that? (two guesses…)
Scarlet: You didn't, but it give our Kit chance to 'ave your gold me lad!
Jack: What! Where is he!
Kit: Holds dagger to Jacks neck 3 things my friend, 1) right here 2) I ain't a he and 3) don't swallow.
Jack: stops mid-swallow You cheated!
Kit: Pirate!
Jack: Dejavo!
Kit: Huh?
Jack: Do you know who I am?
Kit: I think Scarlet told me, Jack Crow, Jack Wren, Jack Parrot summat like that anyway.
Jack: Jack Sparrow! Captain Jack Sparrow!! (yes! And don't you forget it!)
Kit: Knew it was some sort a bird, anyway don't really matter to me.
Jack: Well it looks like it should!
Kit and Scarlet: Notice Jacks crew surrounding them
Kit: [censored for younger reader's protection] (but Michael Madi, I'm not a boy AND MY NAME IS NOT MICHEAL, I LIKE swearing!!!) Hey Red I thought you said that any companions wouldn't be a problem! Because this lot look like a problem!
Scarlet: Well how was I to know! Last time he came with a reedy little lad in tow and no one else! Name was Will Tanner or Turner I think.
Kit: Whispers to Scarlet W-will Turner. Will & Jack Will Turner? Why didn't you say so! Oh holy mother of [censored]! This guy is famous all through out well… every where! We are so dead!
Jack: What are you going on about! Oh and please move the dagger its kind of worrying my men here.
Kit: Puts dagger away Sorry bout dat mate, how about I buy you some rum and we forget about this
Jack: Now you're talking my language. But since when did girls like rum, even Anamaria… he cut off, remembering what had happened to the only female pirate, or so he thought
Kit: But I ain't a normal girl, I'm a pirate, well I will be when I can find a ship that don't see me a curse. (lucky bitch….that's my place!!)
Jack: Well that we can solve, we're down a crewmember and that's where you come in.
Kit: But ain't a girl a curse
Jack: Na, the missing crewmember I spoke of is he swallowed or rather was a girl.
Kit: Sorry.
Jack: Na it don't matter (a/n from t-d: note to kitty u can bring her back if you like cus…) well I say she's dead but we're not really sure, cus of the code you see. [censored for the protection of younger readers] (bah, censoring is for sissys. Bring on the hardcore swearing!) code.
Kit: Oh…
Jack: Anyway, what bout that drink?
Kit: Oh yeah sure, only you mind, an out of work pirate ain't the most profitable of jobs. greeted by wolf whistles from the crew And none of that I ain't being ships whore (that's a rudey word, why aint it censored Michael? Cause then it won't make sense AND MY NAME IS NOT MICHEAL, IM NOT A BOY), that Reds job.
Scarlet: Why you [censored for the protection of younger readers] slaps Kit
Kit: Okay maybe I deserved that, you never know.
Jack: Hey, not getting any younger, come on – drink.
Kit: Okay, this way.
Jack: What's your name anyway?
Kit: Kit (a/n from t-d: that looks weird) and I know yours is Jack.
Jack: That's Captain Jack to you and everybody else.
Kit: as they arrive at they tavern Is it now
Jack: Well actually, you can call me Jack special privilege.
Kit: I bet you say that to every woman you meet.
Jack: Only the pretty ones.
Kit: And I'm I pretty.
Jack: No, you're beautiful.
Kit: And I bet you say that to every woman you meet too.
Jack: I'm a truth person me.
Kit: At the risk of repeating myself again, I bet you say that to every woman.
Jack: Okay, you know me too well and I met you erm what ten minutes ago.
Kit: Twelve actually.
Jack: Shut up and get me more rum, lots more rum. (rum rum rum rum rum rum!! lol)
Kit: It's your round, but I'll buy them if you tell me about the pearl.
Jack: Well when I was 20 me old dad died and… (yea, riiiiiight jack ma lad…)