If there was one thing Britney had learned in school it was that being different was a shame. So he kept his secret close.
He couldn't wait until he would be done with school and choose a way to live. His parents would like him to become a guard for the killerqueen. Britney was always practicing het martial arts skills in the backyard and he seemed to be pretty good. But what his parents didn't know was that he was going to use those skills for a whole diffrent thing.
When the last day of Brit's school career was finally there he didn't know how fast he could get away from the crowd. He walked to the nearby station, even though he would have loved to start running, he knew that would look a little suspicious. The train that he took would lead him to a place not known by a lot of people called ''The heartbreak hotel.''
Britney walked past a few benches that were full of gaga kids celebrating their holidays until he found a quit place. There was a girl sitting on one of the benches but there was a lot of spare room. He took the seat that was face-to-face with the other girl and looked at her.
She was about sixteen years old and had long blond hair fallin over her shoulders. ''HI'' she seemed to say when Brit sat down. Her lips were moving but there was no sound at all. Brit smiled at her and she just kept staring back. ''Sorry I'm not that good with strangers'' she said now with a clear voice. Britney was now able to hear her Scottish accent, it made her look cute. ''Doesn't matter I'm B...'' he closed his mouth. For some reason he liked this girl. Maybe it was because of the way she looked. She seemed cute but he felt there was something hiding behind the mask she was wearing. ''I'm Britney'' he said finally finishing his sentence. ''Brit-Nie?'' the girl raised her eyebrows ''where on planet Mall did you come up with that?'' ''I found it in a ma-ga-zine'' Brit answered grabbing his bag to show her the magazine that was in there. ''Well if you can find those names in there, why not gimme one?'' the girl said. Brit turned a few pages. ''What do you think about fat bottomed girl?'' ''WHAT'' the girl yelled. ''Wrong one'' Brit turned over another page ''what about Meatloaf?'' The girl raised her shoulders ''Meatloaf makes me feel like food. Call me Meat or...'' A naughty smile crawled up to Meats lips ''or Miss Loaf.''
Then all of a sudden the train stopped moving. Meat flew up from her seat ending up on Britney's lap. A computer generated voice came trough the speakers. ''We are currently looking for a male gaga student, wearing jeans and a black coat.'' ''Well Miss Loaf, I guess this is my stop'' Britney said pushing Meat from his lap. He openend the window buf Meat grabbed his arm. ''Where are you going?'' she yelled. ''To a place where they won't find me, you can come with me but once your there there is no way back'' Brit said. ''Sounds perfect'' Meat jelled jumping out of the window. ''What are you waiting for?''
And they took of, together, to leave the gaga world behind...