Disclaimer: I do –not- own OHSHC.

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Dear Creators:

So far you've done well with the show, but I have some complaints I would like to address…

1. What is with the girls' uniforms? I mean, come on! Big, ugly, puffy, yellow dresses? WTF?

2. You have NO IDEA what most girls wear today. In the episode where we went to an actual beach, what the hell was that hideous thing I had to wear to dinner? SO not cool. And why would the host club LIKE that horrendous garment? I think it was all just a plot to see how many stupid outfits you guys can force me into before episode 26.

3. Is there a specific REASON that Kyouya tried to fucking rape me? He never did answer my question, about whether or not he was 'playing' the bad guy, and Tamaki was dumbfounded to see us in his room with the lights off. Once again, WHAT THE HELL? Am I a toy to you, as well?

4. What was with the Lobelia episodes? I almost got kidnapped by a bunch of lesbians—twice! I'm starting to see how you've been sexually abusing me, creators…

5. WTF was with episode 21? I HAD TO STICK MY FUCKING BREASTS IN HIKARU'S FACE! Not to mention the whole "Cinderella" narration. What was with that, anyway?

6. Why do I have so many shirtless scenes? I mean, come on! In one of them, I get almost-raped by a fucking pedophile! But NO, before you could almost-rape me AGAIN, you have to say he's the 'good guy'.

7. What was with the overdramatic Twin-love scene in episode 26? How the hell did Hikaru manage to make the carriage flip him out of it? That shit was airborne!

8. Do you think it's funny to sit back and watch me get called a 'crossdresser' on various fanfictions? Do you?

9. What was going through your head when you decided to create "Hikaru x Haruhi"? Was it another plan to get me almost-raped for what would be the THIRD time?

10. Why am I always the damsel in distress? It seems like I'm risking my life every time I turn around!

11. Why the bloody FUCK is Tamaki always wanting to 'be alone' with me? I walk in on him on some episode, and he's practically raping a figurine, pretending it's me! And you let me be in the same ROOM with this guy?

12. And lastly, what the HELL was with the beginning of episode fifteen? Because, you know, all the logical people want to see the Hitachiin twins in bed the morning after a fuckfest.

Love,

Haruhi Fujioka.