The Twelve Days Of Z-Day
By
Delorean7
On the first day of Z-Day, I used to defend me:
A destructive RPG
On the second day of Z-Day, I used to defend me:
Two Baseball Bats
And a destructive RPG
On the third day of Z-Day, I used to defend me:
Three pitchforks
Two Baseball Bats
And a destructive RPG
On the fourth day of Z-Day, I used to defend me:
Four Switchblades
Three Pitchforks
Two Baseball Bats
And a destructive RPG
On the fifth day of Z-Day, I used to defend me:
Five Barricades
Four Switchblades
Three Pitchforks
Two Baseball Bats
And a destructive RPG
On the sixth day of Z-Day, I used to defend me:
Six Steel Machetes
Five Barricades
Four Switchblades
Three Pitchforks
Two Baseball Bats
And a destructive RPG
On the seventh day of Z-Day, I used to defend me:
Seven Stolen Vehicles
Six Steel Machetes
Five Barricades
Four Switchblades
Three Pitchforks
Two Baseball Bats
And a destructive RPG
On the eighth day of Z-Day, I used to defend me:
Eight Pump-Shotguns
Seven Stolen Vehicles
Six Steel Machetes
Five Barricades
Four Switchblades
Three Pitchforks
Two Baseball Bats
And a destructive RPG
On the ninth day of Z-Day, I used to defend me:
Nine Combat Rifles
Eight Pump-Shotguns
Seven Stolen Vehicles
Six Steel Machetes
Five Barricades
Four Switchblades
Three Pitchforks
Two Baseball Bats
And a destructive RPG
On the tenth day of Z-Day, I used to defend me:
Ten Beretta Pistols
Nine Combat Rifles
Eight Pump-Shotguns
Seven Stolen Vehicles
Six Steel Machetes
Five Barricades
Four Switchblades
Three Pitchforks
Two Baseball Bats
And a Destructive RPG
On the eleventh day of Z-Day, I used to defend me:
Eleven Shiny Axes
Ten Beretta Pistols
Nine Combat Rifles
Eight Pump-Shotguns
Seven Stolen Vehicles
Six Steel Machetes
Five Barricades
Four Switchblades
Three Pitchforks
Two Baseball Bats
And a Destructive RPG
On the twelfth day of Z-Day, I used to defend me:
12 Rounds of Ammo
Eleven Shiny Axes
Ten Beretta Pistols
Nine Combat Rifles
Eight Pump-Shotguns
Seven Stolen Vehicles
Six Steel Machetes
Five Barricades
Four Switchblades
Three Pitchforks
Two Baseball Bats
And a Destructive RPG
A/N: From my family to yours, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year from Delorean7. Review if you found this funny (Anonymous reviews are now available). Also, look Delorean7 2.0 up on FictionPress to read my other original story: I'm No Angel. Happy Holidays! :)