Title: Why so Drunk?

Summary: America invites England to go to a bar~! But how drunk will he get~?

Genre: Humor/Very small tiny bit or mild yaoi XD

Rating: T (I think...)

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia! Himaruya-sama does~

Riiiiiing! Riiiiiiing!

"Alright, alright. I'm coming. Sheesh." Arthur said, as he went out of the shower with a towel on his head and picked up the phone. "What is it?" He answered in an irritated and I-don't-want-to-talk-right-now tone.

"Yo, Iggy!" A cheerful voice replied on the other line.

"Sigh. For the last bloody time, stop calling me that, you idiot. Now what do you want?"

"Hey, no need to be so annoyed. Wanna go out for a drink?"

"A drink? Again? You know, this is the fourth time you asked me this week."

"Aww, But I have nothing to do~"

"…Fine. But this is the last time, alright? God. Do you have to be so annoying…?"

"Oh, and by the way. Why are you always acting so cold toward me? Did I do something wrong?" Alfred asked, in a more serious voice. Arthur was surprised, because it was rare that he talked with that voice.

'…yes, you did. But I'm not telling you.' " No. It's just how I am, moron. Now do you want to go out or not?"
"...okay…" Then he hung up, without giving Arthur a chance to talk. '…the hell's with him?"

A few minutes later…at the bar

"And then I –hic- said, 'You ain't any fawking match –hic- fo me, ya sly fo shizzle! Ahahaha!" Arthur shouted, as he took another big gulp from the glass of rum.

"Hey…I think that's enough now…sure, I like how you act stupid and all…but don't you think that….Hey-!" Soon, he was pinned to the ground. "Wha-"

"Wahahaha! Take that, ya weakling!" he shouted, and shoved a big glass of beer in Alfred's mouth.

"Oh noez! You'll never get me alive, coppers!" And soon he was rocking on the chair like crazy, like we has being chased. Alfred spit out the beer that he was forced to drink, and asked, "Uh…Iggy? What're you doing?"

He was answered by a plate that flung across his face, but he dodged it. "Can't you see, Al? I'm riding and escaping with this duck! Look, it has eggs, too!"

"…those are wine glasses."

"Wine glasses? I thought these were sunglasses!" he shouted, then threw them on the ceiling fan.

A few hours from suffering, Arthur finally fell asleep on the couch, with only pants on.

"Sigh…I wonder why his drinking habits are bad? Oh well." Alfred said to himself, and sat on the couch beside Arthur. He noticed he was obviously shirtless, so he took off his own jacket and placed it on top of the other blonde. He ruffled his hair, and laughed, "I guess we can do this some time again."

A/N: Hey again~ XDD This just came out of boredom, really...and I love USUK~ XD We all love Iggy for his tsundere-ness, no~? X3 For some reason though, I always love pairing with tsunderes XD (Lol, almost all pairings have tsunderes in them 3) See~? I told ya guys I can be more active~ ...Temporarily... ;A; ...maybe I'll make NorIce soon~

Oh, God...this was so awfully short...and random XD

Oh well~

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