PastaLuver13561: hi! i finally got an account! *throws confetti* and now I'm writing a sengoku basara fanfic! This is my first fanfic, so please be gentle...
warnings- slight OOC and crack. I love crack fanfics. XD
I might add eventaul pairings... I'm thinking about it. For now, I'll drop some hints here and there.
disclaimer- I do not own the sengoku basara characters... unfortunatly... T.T but I do own Azure. She's my character.
Masamune: yeah, you wish you owned us.
PastaLuver13561: WTF Masamune! Get back in the fanfic!
Masamune: No one tells this dragon what to do!
Kojuuro: Lord Masamune...
Yukimura: Hey guys, what are you all talking about?
PastaLuver: ALL OF YOU! BACK IN THE FIC, NOW!
Sasuke: yare, yare...
Azure Stark turned seventeen today. Even though today was her birthday, it certainly didn't feel like it. All she received was a small chocolate cupcake. No confetti or party. Just a small, lonesome, sad excuse of a cupcake. Disappointed, she decided to sit in her backyard and do some star-gazing. The day was already over.
Some birthday.
Wasn't a seventeenth birthday supposed to the most important and fun-filled birthday for girls? Oh wait, that's a sweet sixteen. And even last year's birthday was equally disappointing. Her mother was on a business trip, and her friends all forgot.
"What a disappointment." she sighed.
Suddenly, a strip of white dashed across the night sky.
"Wow, a shooting star," she gasped.
And not just a shooting star. Several other white streaks raced across the sky. What caught her eye was a blue and red streak that soared across the night.
"I wish..." Azure began, "to get a present of some sort. I wish for present to make up for this lame birthday."
She paused, noticing the red and blue meteors heading her way.
"And for the meteors to stop heading towards me!" she quickly added.
The meteors however, did not obey. The blue meteor and red meteor swirled together, creating one huge fire ball.
Azure quickly got to her feet and began running towards the house.
"When you wish upon a shooting star my ass!" she screamed.
There was a flash. Then the meteor made contact with the ground, sending debris flying in all directions. Azure dove to the ground, shielding her head from any objects that could possibly hit her. When the rumbling stopped and all was quiet, Azure cautiously got up and looked around.
Her once clean and peaceful grassy backyard is now in tatters. A huge crater sat right where she was standing a few seconds ago. Steam rose from inside. Something was lacking, however. The meteor itself. Azure expected to see a big chunk of rock to be sitting in the crater, but saw otherwise.
She approached the deep hole slowly and looked down. Imagine her surprise and disbelief to find a man- no, TWO men lying in the center of the crater.
'Well... This isn't what I had in mind for a birthday present...' she thought.
One man was dressed in red. He wore a short red jacket that stopped midway down his torso, revealing his bare chest and a nice set of abs (that Azure definitelywasn't staring at). A long red headband wrapped around his head. His light brown hair was tied back into a long ponytail, which looked strange to Azure. She's never seen guys with hair as long as his. Around his neck was a string of coins. (Six to be exact.) Around his waist was a big red belt. The front of it reminded Azure of an easy button, as strange as it may sound. His white and red pants looked equally as strange. And in each hand was a long, red, and dangerous looking spear.
The other man was dressed in blue. A blue helmet with a big yellow crescent moon on it covered his chocolate brown hair. As Azure got a closer look, she noticed a black eye patch covering the man's right eye. He also had six katanas, three on each hip.
They were a strange looking pair. And as much as Azure denied it, they were good looking too. She checked their pulses. They're both alive, to her relief.
'I should take them in, they'll die otherwise...' she thought.
Now...how to get them inside the house...?
"This is gonna be hard..." Azure sighed.
She wrapped her arms around the red dude's waist and began to haul him towards the back door.
"Ugh, you're heavy!" she groaned. "How much do you weigh, 1,000
pounds? Dang hippo...!"
After managing to drag the strange man into the living room, Azure headed back out to retrieve the blue dude.
"Ugh, you're no better!" she complained. After hauling him into the living room, she plopped on the couch, exhausted.
Now what? What should you do when you find two hot unconscious men in your backyard?
"Well for one, I should remove some of the stuff they're wearing. They look uncomfortable." Azure decided. She undid the latch to the blue man's helmet and slowly slid it off. She then proceeded to remove his swords. After that, she moved on to the red dude. She untied his headband and rolled it up to put aside. She headed outside to retrieve the spears he dropped.
Removing the accessories was the easy part. Now, on to the armor. Azure examined the red man, silently debating whether or not she should remove his jacket.
"Hm..." she shifted uncomfortably.
She reached for the front and pulled slightly, revealing the man's chest.
Azure's cheeks flared as she quickly pulled away.
"I can't do this." she muttered.
She rose to her feet and began to walk away when a hand suddenly grabbed her wrist. She jumped slightly and turned to see the man in red. His eyes were still closed, but his lips parted slightly to say something.
"Hungry..." he whispered.
She smiled. "Sure, I'll get you something."
After Azure said she'd make food, the man in red let go and his hand dropped to the floor.
She went in the kitchen to make some rice. While the water boiled, she couldn't help but wonder how those two managed to survive the crash. A landing like that would kill a normal man.
~meanwhile...~
Masamune woke up with an excruciating headache. His whole body was soar. He turned his head to see Yukimura lying next to him, out cold. Turning his head the other way, he saw his helmet and six katanas. He then looked around
....this isn't Oshuu...
He forced himself to sit up, despite his body's protest. Beside him, Yukimura began to stir.
"Lord Masamune...?" he murmured, "Where are we?"
Where are we is right. Last time he checked, was in Oshuu with Yukimura fighting the devil king...
Let's recap, shall we?
-flashback time!-
"Oda Nobunaga!" the hot-blooded man shouted, "We will defeat you! In the name of Kai, we will bring you to justice!" he raised his spears and made a fighting stance.
The Demon of the Sixth Heaven laughed. "Just try and stop me, boy."
The young cub charged, roaring a battle cry.
Oda Nobunaga has resurrected, thanks to Oichi and her creepy-ass demon hands. And now he's invading Oshuu with the knowledge that Yukimura was paying a visit. That way, he could kill two birds with one stone.
"Lord Masamune, you must retreat!" Kojuuro ordered.
"Like hell I will!" the dragon spat back.
"You must, we can't risk losing you!"
"And leave Sanada to fend for himself? I don't think so!"
As if on cue, Yukimura's voice, full of pain, cut through the air. Masamune turned to see the cub's body soaring high into the air. Before he had time to react, Masamune was also knocked into the air with a flick of Oda's cape.
He winced in pain as he soared higher. When he recovered, he noticed something strange.
A hole ripped in the sky, slowly growing in size. A powerful force drew everything inside. The hole swirled black and purple, sucking everything in like a vortex.
"Lord Masamune!"
He looked up to see Yukimura being sucked in. His face clearly read 'WTF is happening?' as he reached his hand for the dragon to take.
Masamune tried to grab the young cub's hand, but it was too late. He watched in despair as his rival disappeared in the endless vortex.
"Yukimura!" The dragon hollered before he too got sucked in.
-end of flashback-
"The last thing I remember was being sucked into the strange hole." Yukimura said.
Just before Masamune replied, a girl walked in carrying two bowls of rice. Her hair was black that stopped at her shoulders. Her eyes were a deep blue, reminding Date of the sea. She was dressed strangely. She wore a grey shirt with dark blue shorts made of material he hasn't seen before.
"oh, I see you two are up." she said, setting the bowls of rice down and handing them both a small weird looking piece of metal that looked like a mini version of Yukimura's spears.
"I made you some rice. I suggest eating it before it gets cold." she said.
Masamune and Yukimura both stared dumbly at the metal object in their hands. What were they supposed to do with this thing?
"what is this?" Masamune was the first to ask.
The girl stared at them strangely.
"...that's a fork." she replied.
"How are we supposed to use this?" Yukimura chimed in.
The raven haired girl raised her eyebrow. She then took the fork from Masamune and scooped some rice up. "Like this," she answered, handing him back his fork.
Masamune and Yukimura exchanged looks. They then followed her example and began eating.
"so...are you two cosplayers?" she asked.
"what are those?" Yukimura asked.
"I guess not then..." the girl replied."my name's Azure Stark. What are your names?"
"The name's Date Masamune." the man in blue answered. "this here," he motioned to the man in red, "is Sanada Yukimura."
"Date Masamune and Sanada Yukimura? As in, the one eyed dragon of Oshuu and the Tiger of Kai's cub?"
"the one and only." Date said. 'isn't it obvious?' he thought.
Azure gave them a questioning look. "...you're joking, right?"
"why wouldn't I be?" he asked.
"those two have been dead for like, 500 years." she bluntly stated.
Yukimura nearly choked on his food.
"Dead! What year is this?"
"2012." Azure sweat-dropped. "so you're samurai from the Sengoku Period..."
"yes, aren't there samurai around here too?" Yukimura asked.
"Unless they're cosplayers, no. Besides, only Japan is known to have samurai, and I don't live there."
"Then where are we?" Masamune asked.
"Pennsylvania, America."
"so let me get this straight; we're supposedly dead, we somehow traveled 500 years into the future, and ended up in America?" Date summarized.
"...I guess?" Azure replied, almost equally confused.
"Where's Japan?" Yukimura asked.
"Halfway across the world." she deadpanned.
"...how did we get here?" he asked.
"I wished upon a shooting star, expecting some big present for my 17th birthday and instead got you two." she answered.
"hey, you make it sound like that was a bad thing." Date said.
"it's your birthday? Happy birthday!" Sanada added.
"thanks." Azure said while checking something shiny and circular on her wrist. "wow, it's 12 pm, gotta get to bed."
"Hm...where will we sleep?" Date asked. He wanted to know more about what's going on, but that'll have to wait until tomorrow.
"I have a spare bed room, can you get up?"
The two men managed to stand up, with the help of Azure. They clung onto each other for support. She showed the two guys the bedroom. Inside was a single king sized bed.
"...you expect us to share a bed?" Masamune asked.
"why not? You're both men." Azure replied.
"it's just..." he paused, "never mind. C'mon Sanada."
"right away, Lord Masamune!" the light brunette answered, not bothered about sharing the bed.
Azure wished them sweet dreams as she headed into her room.
"Lord Masamune?" Yukimura's voice sounded behind the one eyed dragon.
"what is it?" he asked sitting on one side of the bed and began taking off his armor.
Yukimura did the same. "How are we going to get home?"
"beats me, let's just see how things play out." Date replied while lying down.
"And what do you think of the girl? Azure, I recall? Do you think that we should trust her? That what everything she said is true?"
"Possibly. Everything she said makes sense. And besides, if she wanted to, she would've killed us right then on the spot. Now go to sleep."
"alright. Good night Lord Masamune."
"drop the formality already. Until we get back to our time, just call me Masamune."
"...alright, Masamune."
"that's better." the dragon gave a smirk. "night, Sanada Yukimura."
PastaLuver13561: ...so how was that? yay or nay? and did I do a somewhat decent job staying in character? anyways, sorry if the formatting is awkard, still getting used to this...
so comment and review!~