"Eating out you say"?
Zim was intrigued. This human pig smelly was less offensive to his delicate Irken senses and had of late been "hanging out" with her. She was a good teacher of Earth's finite social complexities. Today she was telling him of what most female earthlings liked and hated. If only because his first and subsequently last attempt at the emotion "love" was a pain and meat filled nightmare. Regardless it was not actually a female earthling at all but the Irken invader Tak and her SIR unit Mimi.
"Eating out you say? And this is torture and should not be used unless asked?" Zim looked at Gaz from above his touch pad note taker.
"Absolutly. Only those married or dating usually partake in this activity but some who are neither do it too." Gaz looked at Zim wondering if he was really this dense or just nieve in a seriously, want to throw through a window, sorta way. He looked back down at his notes as if trying to decode the message behind it. Gaz knew he wouldn't figure it out and thought it was hilarious watching him deperatly try to understand the human female. Hell, most, if not all, human men didn't understand them and most don't even try.
"Alright then, decribe to me in more detail this...looking down at his notes, eating out ritual."
"Unfortunatly Zim this is one of those things you can't describe unless you have the experience." Gaz could control her blushing and the completely vague description so far, coupled with their previous material added to her ability to speak freely without embarassment. Sadly Gaz never dated; Ever, so this knowledge was foreign to her.
"Then how am I to learn!" Zim tried to throw the pad but as it was attached to him through his Pak he only succeeded threw himself forward. This knowledge was the most difficult by far. The social graces and ettiquete was easy, Skool had filled his head with garbage so he had it erased and replaced with all the knowledge provided by the biggest encyclopedia collection he could find. Sadly that didn't involve humans as social creatures hence his tutoring with Gaz.
"I could show you Zim."
Gaz was quiet and yet Zim could Feel her every word. Why he didn't know or care. Finally the Earth would bow to him as supreme know it all! Muahahahhaa!
" Then Gaz, Teach me, teach the mighty zim how to eat you out!"