A/N: Please don't mind me. This is my first attempt at fanfiction (that's done and I'm ready to share). As you can tell it's crack. Let me know what you think.
TwiFanFic in 150 words
Our successful/troubled lead character, named Edward, saw the love of his life and instantly fell head over heels/hates her.
"Hi, I'm Edward" She had real pretty hair, he thought.
*sigh and swoon*
"Hi, I'm Bella" –She said in a breathy voice. Bella thought he was the hottest guy in the whole wide world. He also looked to have a huge cock. He'd never fit.
There was lot of/no awkwardness and stolen glances. They finally realized how much they loved each other. After that, they never wanted to leave each other's side. Edward takes Bella's virginity and there's no pain and she comes 12 times.
James/Tanya/past troubles show up to mess with everyone's head and Jake wants Bella all to himself, but all turns out just peachy in the end.
Their friends were always very supportive.
Edward and Bella live happily ever after and have lots and lots of sex, everyday.
The end.