Pillow fight

ZADR. Don't like it, don't read it.

Scene: The Dib's room

"ZIM!" a sixteen year-old Dib screeched, chasing the alien around the room.

"Why do you want this, Dib-worm?" Zim asked, holing up a certain tape-recorder.

Dib blushed furiously. "None of your damn business! Do not push that button, Zim!"

Zim looked at a red button and slowly moved to push it. "Why don't you want me to watch it? It can't be that bad, can it?"

He pushed the red button, but Dib leapt at him and pushed it off before he heard anything.

"Get off me, Human!" Zim squirmed underneath Dib who was currently trying to pry the tape from Zim's claws. Finally he let it go and Dib yelled triumphantly. Zim stood up and silently took hold of a pillow on Dib's bed.

Tip-toeing silently up to Dib, Zim raised the pillow and SMACK! The pillow found contact with Dib's large head.

"What the-!" Dib spun around and Zim hit him on his face with the pillow.

"OW!" Dib yelped, holding his cheek.

"It's just a pillow, Dib." Zim said, smirking slightly.

"We'll see about that!" Dib growled, snatching up a pillow and beating Zim with it. That went on for about thirty minutes until Dib and Zim lay gasping on Dib's carpeted floor. There were white feathers all around them.

"Well, Dib-stink, that was…fun." Zim stated, getting up. He was about to leave when he spotted the recorder lying in the corner. He grinned smugly at Dib and, before Dib could do anything, he snatched the recorder and pressed the button.

Dib's voice came on:

"Testing, testing. Oh, it's on. Well, since I can't tell anyone else about this I just thought I say it out loud and record it.

"I don't know why I feel this way, must be hormones, but I feel…attracted to Zim. I don't want to, you know. I wanted it to be a girl. I can't explain this feeling. Whenever he walks by, my palms get sweaty. Whenever he looks at me, my heart skips a beat. And when he brushes against me...I feel...alive."

"So, if for some odd, strange reason, you here this Zim, I just want you to know that...I'm in love with you. I really am."

End.

Zim stared at Dib, too shocked to say anything. Dib blushed a bright red and slowly stood up looking at the ground.

"I told you, you didn't want to here it." Dib muttered.

He heard soft footsteps and felt a claw lift his chin. He was staring into Zim's contacted eyes, but Dib could see the ruby of the Irken he was in love with behind them.

"Dib…" Zim whispered.

Dib just gazed at him. "What?"

Without answering, Zim took his face in his hands and kissed him deeply. Dib was startled for a moment, but then he sighed and kissed back.

He deepened the kiss, pushing his tongue farther to open Zim's lips. He stroked his antenna and Zim moaned when he touched a sensitive part.

They pulled apart, gasping for breath. "Do you have to leave yet?" Dib whined.

Zim pulled him to the bed. "I'll stay as long as you want me to."

Dib smiled seductively. "Now, where were we?"

Zim got on top of Dib and slowly started unbuckling the human's pants. He was fully aware of Gaz watching them through a crack in the door.