A/N: Another one of those fics…
Ayame whimpered in terror. She was determined to stand tall but…it was so big!
Rikimaru shook his head, he just did NOT understand women. The kunoichi buried her head into his shoulder.
"You do it! I'm too scared! I mean just look at it: so big and scary!" She whimpered. The shinobi sighed,
"It's not that bad, Ayame. Besides you've taken on scarier things than this. Compared to most other things, this is tiny."
"No way! There is no way in hell you're going to make me do it, Rikimaru. I'd die!"
"Don't be over dramatic. It's just a little-"
"I'm not overdramatic!" Snapped Ayame," I never teased you over the cat incident, so don't you dare tease me over this!"
"I thought me agreed to never speak of that incident again. Just for that, I'll leave you to take care of this," stated Rikimaru with a glare before turning to walk away.
"NO! You can't leave me alone with this-" The two shinobi fell as Ayame pulled on Rikimaru's arm, causing her to fall on…
SPLAT!
"EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!" Shrieked Ayame as she realized what she fell on. Rikimaru grinned.
"Well at least you killed it," he snickered as the kunoichi smacked his arm.
"Get off of me and get this…mess off of me NOW!!!" Yelled the enraged Ayame. Rikimaru reached across her and grabbed a damp towel before wiping the gooey mess off of Ayame's sholdier.
"I honestly don't understand. You've fought enemy ninja, wild, rabid animals, demons, giant headless samurai, and robots. How in the hell can you be afraid of centipedes?" Asked Rikimaru as he put the used towel in the laundry basket.
Owari. 3
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A/N Just a drabble I thought of as I saw a bug in the bathroom this morning.