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Kitty Cat
Because of certain circumstances, Ulquiorra had to move over to Grimmjow's room for the night. He didn't think it would be so bad, as long as they had two separate beds. Or so he thought.
After fighting over who got the 'good bed', who brushed their teeth first, who got the 'better' side' of the room, and all the like, the lights finally went out and there was peace. Maybe.
It was about 12:30p.m when Ulquiorra heard a noise. It sounded…like a cat. He turned around and tried to find the source of it. It seemed so close. It took him a while, but then he figured it out. Grimmjow was…purring in his sleep?!
"…no…I think I'm just imagining it…"
It continued. Ulquiorra tried to shut out the noise. He put his blankets over his head, he covered his ears, he did everything he could think of at that moment. It didn't work.
When morning fell, Ulquiorra looked like he had too much eye shadow on.
"What the hell happened to you?" Asked Grimmjow.
"I couldn't sleep last night." Replied Ulquiorra.
"I wonder why."
"I WONDER…"
Grimmjow looked quite confused. What happened last night? He couldn't remember.
"You were purring last night."
"What?! I don't snore—wait, what?! PURRING?! Are you insane?!"
"I'm not insane. Kitty Cat."
Grimmjow was gonna seriously kill Ulquiorra at that moment. Until Aizen walked in.