Duel Personalities
By: Baybe-Dinez
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Hey y'all what's up? Okay my new fic, which hopefully I'll update by Tuesday [AHEM MY BIRTHDAY!!! AHEM!] Okay I hope you guys like it. Its not written so well. I'm so sorry but I just wasn't in the mood but I did it anyways. You guys should be happy anyhow. But I want reviews and suggestions and mostly ideas. I mean sure I have idea's but not happy with them so please? OKAYYY HAVEE FUNNN! Oh shit I almost forgot...Sorry its's short (for my liking anyways!)
Disclaimer: Yes really I do own Inuyasha...seriously there in my closet waiting to be used tonight! J/k! But no I don't own them but if I did they would be my loving boy-toys!
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Sango was having an extremely good week so far. After some very painful ear pulling on Kagome's part, Inuyasha had agreed to give everyone a week off and away from work and Houshi. Oh yes this was very good, no groping, no stupid comments, no groping, no perverted grins, no groping...oh and no groping.
One week away from Houshi was doing wonders for her mental state of mind. Not that she'd admit it but she did miss him and his sweet comments about her, even though half the time they had a perverted meaning behind them. He wasn't that bad, in fact he was a good guy...with his hands chopped off maybe.
That led to another thing, it was Houshi, and even without his hands he'd find a way to grope her. Her eyebrow twitched at the thought.
She threw her magazine to the couch adjacent to her and sprawled herself over the couch she was seated on, an arm and a leg hanging over the top of the couch and an arm and leg over the bottom.
She was bored without a doubt. She blew a puff of air out of her mouth attempting to remove her annoying bangs from her face. 'Well that failed'. She sighed and looked around for something to do.
Call Houshi; she wasn't that desperate...yet. Call Inuyasha; hanging out with her boss out of work, what a thought. Kagome...'I must have friends out of work for gods sake'.
While Sango pondered on what to do to occupy her time the phone began to ring. She rolled off the couch in one swift movement and dragged her self of towards the phone and picked up the receiver.
"Hey Sango's place, you've reached her...now what do you want?" she snapped.
She was in no mood to talk to stupid people. Anyways who called her excluding the stupid sales people and Houshi and sometimes Kagome but she'd usually be busy with an overly blushing Hojo.
Wait sometimes Inuyasha would call. But that was usually demanding her ass back at work. So what if it was him, she didn't have to be nice about it. I mean after all he just disturbed her from her pondering on what to do with maybe a sprinkle on Houshi but that wasn't Important.
"Hey Sango-chan, how are you? Good? Good! Well you busy tomorrow? Hope not we should spend the day together, don't cha think? I think we should. What do you think?"
Kagome.
If she really wanted to know what Sango thought, Kagome should have the fun sucked out of her. Just zap. Pfft. And poof. It should just spontaneously combust or something Unfortunately it wasn't something she would ever say to her best friend cause well she was her best friend that and Inuyasha would hunt her down for saying that to Kagome after yelling at her for mopping around all the time, of course everyone knew Inuyasha didn't have a thing for Kagome.
Sango thought maybe if she acted dull Kagome would lose some of her chirpiness. Kagome wasn't always like this. No she was fun to talk to and always kept Sango happy but soon after she started going out with Hojo she got some of Hojo's...personality rubbed off on her. Hojo was both dense and stupid. It didn't matter they meant the same thing cause he was both.
"I'm good. No I'm not busy, yes we should spend the day together. Yes I do think. I'm glad to know you think too and the things I think about should remain nameless for now" She said with the dullest voice she could muster up. 'including Houshi' she thought.
"Erm Okay?" 'She lost her giddiness. YAY!' "So like anyways there's like this carnival tomorrow with all these rides and magicians and there's lots of food and cotton candy and gam—" Scratch that it was back.
Sango sighed and plopped herself on to the couch and sighed "What time?" she asked through Kagome's ranting.
"Twelve..Ish"
"Okay see you then...bye"
"But I wanted to tell you—"
Its not that she hated Kagome, it was just that her boyfriends denseness had rubbed of on her and her usual giddiness mixed together with his stupidity had made a monster not to mention she felt lonely when she saw Hojo and Kagome together.
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Sango was in a good mood. She wouldn't have to sit around the apartment today contemplating what to do and she'd get to have some girl time with Kagome to explain to her Hojo's...bad influence on her.
The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and stupid rambunctious boys were shooting them down with rocks. Oh well it wasn't like she had much of a thing for them anyways.
She spotted Kagome standing in the middle of the crowds smiling and waving frantically, probably to get her attention.
Sango smiled and walked over to her in full anticipation of getting to spend time with Kagome.
"Hey Kag"
"Hey Sango, glad you could make it, we're going to have so much fun together" Kagome said enthusiastically.
"Yeah I know eh? Now we can have some girl to g..." Sango was lost for words as she spotted Hojo walking towards them with two bags of cotton candy. It wasn't enough that Hojo had to change Kagome so much but he also had to take up all of her time and be everywhere with her. What where they linked at the hip or something, not that Hojo wouldn't do that before turned a dozen shades of red.
"Hey Sango-chan. When did you get here? Oh did you want some cotton candy to?"
"No thanks" Sango said through gritted teeth.
Hojo cautiously put his arm around Kagome's waist. Of course Kagome needed to get comfortable so she squirmed around and snuggled more into Hojo's small chest. Hojo turned every shade of red possible.
'Frigid' "Are you okay Hojo-kun?" Sango asked with a very cheesy smile. Of course she didn't have much of a thing for Hojo but he never ceased to make her laugh with his stupid antics.
"Um-y-yeah-f-fine" Hojo said nervously. Kagome being oblivious to everything did not notice anything wrong with Hojo and how uncomfortable she was making him, but it was nice to get away from the annoying babbling Hojo for a while.
"Okay great! Lets go than" She announced cheerily and started marching ahead only to notice she wasn't being followed. She snapped around and looked at them.
"Lets go," she said slowly in hopes that it would reach their slow brains eventually.
Kagome fiddled with the hem of her dress looking down and Hojo found the sky to be a very interesting topic.
"Yeah so, Sango...we kind of have to wait" Kagome said still playing with the hem of her dress.
Sango looked at them expectantly waiting for an answer. Any answer. She decided to ask after a moment when she noticed they weren't planning on saying anything.
"What are we wa—" Her words got caught in her throat as she felt a tight squeeze on her bottom.
"Hey Sango-chan. It's been too long ne? You never answered my question last week if your parents were bakers cause your buns are—". Miroku unfortunately didn't get to finish cause he was knocked out by an angry Sango then stepped on by her because she needed to get past him.
The day at the carnival passed horribly to Sango's despair. Kagome and Hojo always sat together on rides so Sango was stuck sitting on rides with Miroku. After the first three rides she noticed a pattern being created. Kagome and Hojo would go to there own little booth for the ride and she'd have to go with Miroku, alone. He would make small talk the first 30 seconds of the ride then eventually his arm would reach her and accidentally grope her. She would then knock him out. The ride would end and the ride attendant would have to pull an unconscious Miroku out of the ride. They would all wait until Miroku was conscious again before continuing to another ride.
Miroku had just come to after the last hit Sango had giving him after he had groped her on the roller coaster. Sango could not take it any more, spending the whole day with a perverted Miroku and being groped every second and her hand was starting to get sore after punching Miroku so many times. Hojo and Kagome had already started to walk away after they had noticed that Miroku was coming around. Sango caught up with them and tapped Kagome on the shoulder.
"Humm?" Kagome inquired, obviously taken by something Hojo had said and annoyed by Sango's interruption.
Gasp, "Why don't we..." Gasp, "Take a break" Gasp "from the rides?"
Sango took a moment to breath. Kagome and Hojo could walk fast when they wanted to thus making a very exhausted Sango annoyed at them for going after Miroku had just started to come around.
"My ass hurts from the groping" She rubbed her butt just to prove her point.
Kagome giggled as Sango made a face. 'What the hell was there to giggle about?'
"Okay Sango-chan, why don't we see the magician? Humm? Sounds like fun to me, don't you think?" Kagome Chimed giddily as she made her way towards the theater where the magician was supposed to perform with Hojo, without waiting for a answer from her.
"I hate stupid magicians, specially stupid fake ones," She mumbled under her breath. She felt a light brush against her butt. She turned to see a wide smiling Miroku behind her trying to look genuinely innocent but failing miserly. She smacked him and walked off in a huff mumbling something about 'stupid lecherous men', leaving a swirled eyed Miroku on the ground.
Sango walked into the theater and noticed Hojo and Kagome sitting smack dab in the middle. She sighed and walked over and sat behind them, followed by a red-cheeked Miroku. They sat Hojo, Kagome, herself then Miroku.
The show had finally begun and everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves except for Sango who sat cross-legged, arms folded over her chest and a clearly annoyed expression on. She hated magicians by she hated having to sit by the perverted playboy even more. She had noticed for sometime that Miroku would never come and sit by Hojo or talk to Hojo, actually he pretty much avoided him at all times, but dense little Hojo didn't seem to mind.
The magician on stage already had gone through a couple of acts to which Sango had a logical explanation.
Suddenly the theater had gone dim and a beam of light only shone on the magician and two others beams circled around the audience. The man had asked for two volunteers to perform his next 'trick'. Everyone sat on the edge of there seats in anticipation of being chosen.
This was supposed to be the last act to Sango's relief but apparently the most spectacular as well.
The drumbeat had began and the beams of light still kept circling around the audience for a few more seconds before landing on Miroku and 'her?'
"What the fuck?" she mumbled under her breath, Miroku on the other hand looked quite pleased with this.
"How about you two?" the magician roared into the microphone.
Sango scowled at Miroku daring him to even try and make a move and accept. She was in no mood to be embarrassed on stage at the moment and her loathing for magicians made it even more irritating.
Miroku ignored Sango's scowling face; after all she needed to have some fun sometime. And he was defiantly determined to make sure she did. It wasn't his fault that his hand just itched to touch her perfect body. She was perfect in everyway, not like any girl he had ever met anywhere. But he definitely not ready to let her in to his secret, she'd most likely turn him down so he had decided at the beginning that he would just play it cool and she would never figure it out. Besides that commitment scared the hell out of him.
Miroku raised an amused eyebrow. Sango glared at him.
"Don't even think about it Houshi" she said through gritted teeth.
He smiled and stood up grabbing Sango's wrist along with him so she was forced to stand up as well.
"Of course we will, right my dear Sango?" He shouted up to the magician. Looking at Sango with an amused look near the end.
"Miroku" Sango hissed, but Miroku ignored her and dragged her along with her wrist. They climbed the front steps of the stage with a still resisting Sango.
"Welcome my dear friends" The man greeted. Sango scowled in his direction.
"So how much do you want us to fake for your magic trick?" Sango inquired through gritted teeth.
The magician's eyebrows furrowed together as if he was in deep thought.
"I assure you my dear lady they do work," He stated a matter-of-factly.
"Uh huh sure!" She stated sarcastically.
Miroku then pulled Sango to the side.
"I'm sorry for her rudeness, it might have something to do with her newly obtained warts"
The man chuckled. "It's quite alright" He then put the microphone to his heavy mustache. "I will now demonstrate how I can change the personality's of these two...Lovers?"
He motioned Miroku to stand to his left and Sango on his right pointing at each other, finger to finger.
"Changes Mercaolas per per per per sonallous" He chanted.
Sango wondered if he had a stuttering problem or maybe it was just a gay spell. She felt a zing of electricity, probably shock from Miroku's finger from all the groping he had done today.
"Viola!" he said enthusiastically. Sango didn't feel any different and certainly didn't look any different either.
She gave a lopsided grin to the audience then a victory smile to the Magician.
"Hah! See it didn't work" She pointed at him.
The magician frowned and put his finger to his chin in deep thought.
"Be patient" he stated.
The audience clapped anyways and started pouring out of the their seats as Miroku and Sango made there way back to Hojo and Kagome.
"Well that was gay, it didn't even work" Sango said while walking in Kagome's direction.
He raised an eyebrow at her "are you sure?"
"Yeah" She said nodding. The foursome walked in silence and split in to two groups again to go through the double doors. Hojo and Kagome walked up ahead and behind them Miroku and Sango walked silently in deep thought.
Sango slowed down and started walking behind Miroku at one point but he was in so much thought he didn't even notice.
Sango halted with Miroku still walking in front of her at a very slow pace. She stared at him and tilted her head to the side as if trying to study him from every angle.
She ran up behind Miroku and slapped his as ass and run up giggling to Kagome and called out behind her.
"Did I ever tell you, you had a nice ass Houshi?" right before she started to have an in deep conversation with Kagome.
Miroku stopped in his tracks and stared in awe at Sango's retreating back.
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Oh goody...that was terrible but I wanted to get the idea out anyways so be happy and smile. OHH and you guys totally got to review ne? Okay there's some hints in there what might happen later but you had to read carefully. Okay I really want some ideas so everybody review and tell me. And suggestions and criticism are always wonderful to.
Okay make you guys a deal I'll review Tuesday on my birthday if you guys review my other story...or I get at least a couple on this one. Not to worry I have most of the other written out just needs to be typed.
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