The 2004 VideoGame Awards
A/N: Before you read, when you review, please post which game, and which characters should win the award! Thank you, and enjoy!
The crowd is silent. Not one sound can be heard, except the sharp sip of wine from the Squaresoft Section. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a light appears on the stage, and a man with big ears comes out, and addresses the crowd.
"Welcome! I'm your smarmy host, Ralph Garmond! You may remember me from the hit TV show Joe Schmo, the reality show that isn't real! I know that you all probably hate me and are annoyed with me because of how boring I am, and how annoying too, but just bear with me for another six hours! Now, I will introduce the nominees for the 2004 Game Award! First, from the Squaresoft Section, we have: Squall Leonheart!" A man with brown hair and a scar on his forehead stands up.
"Peace."
"Rinoa Heartilly! Zell Dincht! AAAAAND...CID KRAMER!!!!!"
"BOOOO!" yelled the crowd. Ralph smiled, resumed his speech.
"Sit down you idiots. Now, for the Final Fantasy X-X-2 section, we have: Wakka, Tidus, Brother, Yuna, Paine, Rikku, and Lulu!" Everyone cheered for these people.
"For FF7, we have...CLOUD!!!!" Everyone cheered the highest for him.
"Now, turning to the Nintendo Section, we have, Samus Aran! Mario! Toad! (boo!) aaaand...A RANDOM GOOMBA!" Every booed.
"And also Link!" Everyone cheered. "Also Tatl, and the Skullkid." The Skull kid jumped onto the table and began to dance widely.
"For the Capcom Section, we have: Jill Valentine, Jill Valentine 3, Jill Valentine Stunt Double, Jill Valentine Stunt Double 2, Steve Burnside, Albert Wesker!" Everyone cheered for this, and Wesker took off his glasses and showed everyone his snake eyes.
"Grrr!" he growled. Ralph laughed.
"Now for the Bungie Section! The Master Chief, Hunter, Cortana, Captain Keyes, and Konoko From ONI!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone cheered. The hunter raised his wineglass, and then fell over the table.
"From the DISNEY/KINGDOM HEARTS SECTION, WE HAVE: Merlin! Sora! Kairi! Riku! Merlin! Random Card Soldier #5!!!!!!!!!"
"BOOOO!"
"Shut the hell up!" yelled Ralph. Everyone was silent, staring at him. He grinned, and then coughed.
"From...BIOWARE SECTION, KOTOR, we have: Bastilla! Canderous, and the best, HK-47!!!!!" HK stood up and began to say rude words.
"Last, but not least, from Rockstar Games, Vice City, Tommy Vercetti! Ken the Lawyer! Mercedes Cortez! Lance Vance! Aaaaand! Candy!" Everyone cheered. Ralph smiled, and then pointed to the dining room doors.
"Now go have dinner!" Everyone screamed and began to run for the door, jumping over people. Tommy Vercetti had taken out his machine gun and was firing, making people through. Ralph laughed and then went backstage.
A/N: Before you read, when you review, please post which game, and which characters should win the award! Thank you, and enjoy!
The crowd is silent. Not one sound can be heard, except the sharp sip of wine from the Squaresoft Section. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a light appears on the stage, and a man with big ears comes out, and addresses the crowd.
"Welcome! I'm your smarmy host, Ralph Garmond! You may remember me from the hit TV show Joe Schmo, the reality show that isn't real! I know that you all probably hate me and are annoyed with me because of how boring I am, and how annoying too, but just bear with me for another six hours! Now, I will introduce the nominees for the 2004 Game Award! First, from the Squaresoft Section, we have: Squall Leonheart!" A man with brown hair and a scar on his forehead stands up.
"Peace."
"Rinoa Heartilly! Zell Dincht! AAAAAND...CID KRAMER!!!!!"
"BOOOO!" yelled the crowd. Ralph smiled, resumed his speech.
"Sit down you idiots. Now, for the Final Fantasy X-X-2 section, we have: Wakka, Tidus, Brother, Yuna, Paine, Rikku, and Lulu!" Everyone cheered for these people.
"For FF7, we have...CLOUD!!!!" Everyone cheered the highest for him.
"Now, turning to the Nintendo Section, we have, Samus Aran! Mario! Toad! (boo!) aaaand...A RANDOM GOOMBA!" Every booed.
"And also Link!" Everyone cheered. "Also Tatl, and the Skullkid." The Skull kid jumped onto the table and began to dance widely.
"For the Capcom Section, we have: Jill Valentine, Jill Valentine 3, Jill Valentine Stunt Double, Jill Valentine Stunt Double 2, Steve Burnside, Albert Wesker!" Everyone cheered for this, and Wesker took off his glasses and showed everyone his snake eyes.
"Grrr!" he growled. Ralph laughed.
"Now for the Bungie Section! The Master Chief, Hunter, Cortana, Captain Keyes, and Konoko From ONI!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone cheered. The hunter raised his wineglass, and then fell over the table.
"From the DISNEY/KINGDOM HEARTS SECTION, WE HAVE: Merlin! Sora! Kairi! Riku! Merlin! Random Card Soldier #5!!!!!!!!!"
"BOOOO!"
"Shut the hell up!" yelled Ralph. Everyone was silent, staring at him. He grinned, and then coughed.
"From...BIOWARE SECTION, KOTOR, we have: Bastilla! Canderous, and the best, HK-47!!!!!" HK stood up and began to say rude words.
"Last, but not least, from Rockstar Games, Vice City, Tommy Vercetti! Ken the Lawyer! Mercedes Cortez! Lance Vance! Aaaaand! Candy!" Everyone cheered. Ralph smiled, and then pointed to the dining room doors.
"Now go have dinner!" Everyone screamed and began to run for the door, jumping over people. Tommy Vercetti had taken out his machine gun and was firing, making people through. Ralph laughed and then went backstage.