(A/N: Hope you enjoy the randomness!)
It was a normal day in Konoha, the sun was shining, the birds were singing and most of all, there were screams in the interrogations unit. But, something wasn't right, there was one prisoner that wasn't a mental wreck… Orochimaru. A few years after the Akatsuki was destroyed, the Rookie 9 caught Orochimaru and intended to make him pay, namely by torturing him, and who better than Ibiki?
Unfortunately, it hadn't worked yet. Ibiki was beyond pissed, Hellfire seemed cold compared to his fury. He had tried everything, from the Care Bear Hug Of Death (Trademark), to the Barney Gangbang Rape (Also Trademark), but none of his torture tricks were working, Orochimaru hadn't cracked. He had to bring out his ultimate weapon…..(duh duh duuuuuuhhhhhhnnnnnn!)
Orochimaru looked up for the medieval torture rack that was his cot and saw Ibiki. "What do you want, you sonuvabitch?" he asked. Ibiki only gave a sadistic smile, placing down a cassette player and left the torture room. "3… 2… 1….." Ibiki counted. A bloodcurdling shriek filled the air, accompanying the words to "It's a Small World After All". 'I love my job…..' Ibiki thought.
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