Disclaimers: I don't like OUAT... ehh I mean, I don't own OUAT
And I'm loosing my patience with this show, and that means that I'm loosing my inspiration. But I'm trying to finish/continue the "two girls story"
And well this little, pretty fic is something "new" and "different" (or just funny, I hope)
Live in a world without magic was not a bad thing.
Some things were fine:
The suits were easy to put on and this world corsets: bras, were as useful as the ones in the old world and they were more comfortable.
But other things were terrible wrong:
The metal carriages without horses… cars.
Homing pigeons… phones.
The box with colors and sounds… a "TV" and the small persons within the box were not enslaved dwarves.
The metallic birds were not dragons with people inside them, although that would have been fun.
But no, she would not accept the proposal Graham made that night; their first night in Storybrooke.
"No, no and no. You are not going to put that… thing inside me… is disgusting" a naked Regina said looking at the crotch of her lover.
"But… I've taken a shower and… and my penis is not disgusting!"
"You are not going to put that plastic in me, pervert!"
"Regina, are you alright? It's just a condom!"
"Damn world without magic!"