The Rescue
One night Buffy was walking down the street with the ginger girl who is also in American Pie when suddenly a vampire jumped out in front of them. The vampire said: "My name is count Dracula, prepare to die."
Then Buffy said: "No way, I'm a super hard slayer, you will never defeat me".
The ginger one tried to run away but she slipped on a banana peel and Count Dracula caught her and bit her and turned her into a sexy vampiress. This made Buffy double mad. She tried to do a spinning fly kick but Dracula was too quick for her and grabbed her. Just as he was about to bite her and turn her into a sexy vampire babe forever, Derek Washington from vampire assassin appeared.
"You better let her go or else," he said.
Dracula went for him but Derek did a roly poly and a back flip and kicked out Dracula's teeth, then Dracula got scared and turned into a bat and flew away. Buffy looked into Derek's eyes and told him she loved him and thanked him for saving her soul.
Derek touched her face and said: "Let's get married, baby."
Buffy started to cry and said: "You've made me the happiest slayer alive."