Hey kid my name's Steve McGarrett and this is my friend, Chin Ho Kelly. We heard that you were interested in dating our niece Grace.

Grace is a very special to both of us we look at her as if she were our daughter, so we're going to go over a few rules and if you break any of the rules you should run and not look back.

Let's begin.

1. We make the rules.

You've heard this from Grace's dad, Danny about him making the rules. He's right. You will follows both sets of rules. Don't like it? Don't date Grace.

2. Dress Appropriately.

When you come to pick Grace up, if I see you're clothes baggy or sagging in a way I can help you fix that with my nail gun.

3. You hurt her, I make you disappear.

As I said before Grace is like my daughter and a job I take very seriously is to protect her. If I ever hear or catch you hurting my niece in any kind of way , I will make you disappear. Forever. Being a SEAL I know how to make you disappear without a trace.

4. Make her cry, you will cry.

Since you make Grace happy you may continue to go out with her make her cry once by the time I get finished with you, you'll be crying for your mommy.

5. Don't lie.

Being you know what we do for work the best advice I can give you is, don't lie to any of us. You lie just know we always find it out

6. Understand we don't like you.

You may make our niece happy and that's great but we don't like you, however we will tolerate you.

Still with us? Good we're almost done.

7. We are not friends.

Just because you are with Grace doesn't make us friends, buddies, brothers, any of it. You will address us properly and respectfully.

8. Get home on time.

Every teenager has a curfew, you will bring Grace back at exactly 10 pm. Not 9:59, not 10:01, but 10 pm. If you are either a minute or a second late I will track you down and when I find you, you will not like what I do.

9. Were everywhere.

You may never know it but we'll be watching. Everywhere you go we'll see you.

10. Be afraid.

This is the most important rules we have, be afraid. You may not know us very well but we know everything about you. We know all. If you do anything to hurt Grace or pressure her into anything that she isn't comfortable with, nobody will be able to find you after word you will be nothing but a memory.

11. If these were unclear please refer back to rule #1.

Great. Now that's out of the way you do seem like a very nice boy to be dating our niece, just one more thing don't make us not like you because that will be a very bad thing.