"Isn't it odd the way everyone automatically assumes that the goo in soap dispensers is always soap? I like to fill mine with mustard, just to teach people a lesson in trust."
"How's the most beautiful grandma in the world?" George asked as he came up behind his mother and hugged her, kissing the top of her head once she relaxed in his arms.
"You never did learn not to do that, did you?" Molly asked as she turned around and hugged her son properly.
"Nope, I love you too much, Mum." George replied, a smile flickering across his face. With the recent loss of his brother, a smile on George Fabian Weasley's face was rarely ever seen.
"How's Ang coping with everything? I know it's hard having so many visitors stop by after giving birth."
"It's like she never gave birth, which is why I stopped by. I wanted you and Dad to come over and have dinner." George replied, giving Molly an affection squeeze before untangling himself.
"We'd love to, just let me finish cleaning up and we'll be over right away." Molly replied as she kissed George on the cheek.
"Isn't Dad at work?" George asked curiously.
"Nope, he had today off." Molly replied as she went to grab to soap off the counter.
"Careful, Mum. I switched the soap to mustard." George said teasingly, forcing Molly to swat his chest in response.
"Oh hush up, you." Molly stated as she glared at him.
"Love you, Mum." George said as he put his fake pout on.
"Love you too, Georgie." Molly replied with a roll of her eyes.
A Half Hour Later
"Do you wanna hold him, Molly?" Angie asked as she finished breastfeeding Fred II.
"I would love to." Molly replied as she watched her daughter-in-law pass her son over to Arthur, who passed him over to her. "Looks like someone needs a changing." She added once she got a good whiff of Freddie's diaper.
"Sorry, let me go change him." Angie said as she got up from the chair she was sitting.
"No, let Mum do it. I've been told it takes her less then two minutes to change a diaper." George stated from were he was sitting on the floor.
"It takes me longer then that." Molly said defensively as she got up from the couch, stepping over George's outstretched legs as she made her way towards the stairs.
"Dad, I'll bet you she'll take less then two minutes to change his diaper." George whispered when he thought his mum was out of listening distance.
"It'll take her longer then that." Molly heard Angie say as she got to the nursery and started to change her first grandson's diaper.
"I wonder if you'll be like your daddy." Molly uttered as she removed Fred II's diaper and put a new one on.
"Told you!" George yelled seconds later as he watched Molly walk down the stairs and into the living room.
"How long did it take me?" Molly asked as she let a smile flicker across her face.
"A little less then two minutes." Arthur stated as he looked down at his watch.
"I had seven kids, love." Molly explained when she noticed Angie's confused expression.
"I know, but that's still amazing." Angie said as she watched her mother-in-law sit down.
"Hi, sweetheart." Molly said after she watched her first grandchild for a few minutes, adjusting herself so she was leaning up against Arthur. "He looks just like George, Arthur!" She added when she noticed a smile appear on her grandson's face.
"Hey, there Freddie." Arthur said as he rubbed Freddie's stomach lightly, making Molly tear up in response.
"You're going to have to take him, George." Molly said as gave George his son, "I'll start crying if I hold him any longer."
"Why are you such a mother, mum?" George teased as he moved from the floor onto the couch, leaning into his mum once Freddie was comfortably lying in his arms.
"Because I am one, love." Molly teased back as she gave George a kiss on the head. The rest of the night seemed to fly by as everyone watched the newest arrival in the Weasley clan.