A/N hey everyone! basically this is going to be a collection a collection of one shots set around about Harry's 7th year. However, bear in mind that I just wrote these randomly from what's going through my head. Some you probably wont find funny, and many probably wont make sense, but they're all going to be quite different, so come with on this fabulous ride to no where (because the stories go absolutely nowhere)
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters etc etc theirs a fairly large chance you aren't reading this so why bother? Well I'm not doing another disclaimer so this one counts for every chapter okies?
Note: sometimes if you aren't from Australia you might not get some of it. I'll try to explain things I think some people won't get, but if you have any questions, feel free to ask me through a review. Oh yeh, and sorry for all this writing at the start, it sort of ruins the mood. I promise my others won't be like this
Origami is for pansies
Malfoy is sitting in the library huddled over something. Harry sees this and, sure it is something deadly and dark, goes to inspect.
"Hey Malfoy, what are you doing?"
"Paper folding"
"Huh? You mean like origami?"
"What? Potter you make me sick! Clearly origami is for pansies and transsexuals! What I am doing is paper folding"
"Oh… I see… what are you making?"
"A flower"
"Ahhh…what for?"
"To go in my flower collection duh! You are stupider than I thought Potter"
…awkward silence…
"Hey Harry is it closet time?"
"Hell yes"
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