AN: This is my first fic. It's just a whole bunch of songs that are remade
to fit the Harry Potter expectations plus some funnies. Please go easy on
me. I'm hoping it will be amusing and please send me reviews for future
songs and who should sing them.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the following song are not mine (
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Chapter 1: Isn't anyone trying to find him?
Lord Voldie-shorts... I mean... Moldie-Vort... I mean...um... Lord Voldemort. That's
it, walked up on stage. H cleared his throat.
"Ahem, Ahhhemmm," he coughed, trying to get the phlegm up, "Ahhh. Much
better. Anyway, I was sitting and plotting the other day when I made up a
song. Who wants to hear it?" Voldemort asked squealing like a little girl.
He then cleared his throat again.
"Um... yes. Well here it goes." He said.
"I'm killing on the bridge.
I'm waiting in the dark.
I thought that you would be here by now.
There's muggles walking by and we're killing them.
But he is all alone." Voldemort paused for effect. (AN:/ Guess whom he's
talking about)
"Isn't anyone trying to find him?
Won't Potter try to save him?
It's a damn cold night.
For Potter to save his life,
Please hurry up, I am freezing cold now!
Where are you Potter? I want... TO kill you! TO kill you!" Voldemort smirked.
"I'm lookin' 'round this place.
I'm searchin' for his face.
If he doesn't come, we're screwed!
Cause everything'll go wrong,
Yes it'll be a mess
And Black's gonna stay alone!" Voldemort said, kind of confused as to what
to say for the last part.
"Isn't anyone trying to find him?
Won't Potter try to save him?
It's a damn cold night.
For Potter to save his life,
Please hurry up, I am freezing cold now!
Where are you Potter? I want... TO kill you! TO kill you yeah, yeah!"
Voldemort readied himself for the final part.
"Why's the kid so confusing.
Maybe he's driving me crazy!
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ha.
It's a damn cold night.
For Potter to save his life,
Please hurry up, I am freezing cold now!
Where are you Potter? I want... TO kill you! TO kill you
TO kill you..." he ended the song and the death-eaters clapped.
"Okay. So I expect you kept notes on our next plans," Voldemort looked
around and saw their shocked faces, "You didn't write any notes!!!"
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AN:/ Yay. So please review. Please, Please, Please! I'll make it funnier
next time if it wasn't funny enough.
to fit the Harry Potter expectations plus some funnies. Please go easy on
me. I'm hoping it will be amusing and please send me reviews for future
songs and who should sing them.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the following song are not mine (
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Chapter 1: Isn't anyone trying to find him?
Lord Voldie-shorts... I mean... Moldie-Vort... I mean...um... Lord Voldemort. That's
it, walked up on stage. H cleared his throat.
"Ahem, Ahhhemmm," he coughed, trying to get the phlegm up, "Ahhh. Much
better. Anyway, I was sitting and plotting the other day when I made up a
song. Who wants to hear it?" Voldemort asked squealing like a little girl.
He then cleared his throat again.
"Um... yes. Well here it goes." He said.
"I'm killing on the bridge.
I'm waiting in the dark.
I thought that you would be here by now.
There's muggles walking by and we're killing them.
But he is all alone." Voldemort paused for effect. (AN:/ Guess whom he's
talking about)
"Isn't anyone trying to find him?
Won't Potter try to save him?
It's a damn cold night.
For Potter to save his life,
Please hurry up, I am freezing cold now!
Where are you Potter? I want... TO kill you! TO kill you!" Voldemort smirked.
"I'm lookin' 'round this place.
I'm searchin' for his face.
If he doesn't come, we're screwed!
Cause everything'll go wrong,
Yes it'll be a mess
And Black's gonna stay alone!" Voldemort said, kind of confused as to what
to say for the last part.
"Isn't anyone trying to find him?
Won't Potter try to save him?
It's a damn cold night.
For Potter to save his life,
Please hurry up, I am freezing cold now!
Where are you Potter? I want... TO kill you! TO kill you yeah, yeah!"
Voldemort readied himself for the final part.
"Why's the kid so confusing.
Maybe he's driving me crazy!
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ha.
It's a damn cold night.
For Potter to save his life,
Please hurry up, I am freezing cold now!
Where are you Potter? I want... TO kill you! TO kill you
TO kill you..." he ended the song and the death-eaters clapped.
"Okay. So I expect you kept notes on our next plans," Voldemort looked
around and saw their shocked faces, "You didn't write any notes!!!"
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AN:/ Yay. So please review. Please, Please, Please! I'll make it funnier
next time if it wasn't funny enough.