Epilogue
A.N.: Enjoy!
Disclaimer: In case you hadn't realised, the main character of the Darren Shan Saga is named after the author. Since I don't have the name 'Darren Shan', it's pretty safe to assume I'm just borrowing the characters and don't, in fact, own them.
No-one ever messes with Mika. Ever. I mean why would you? The vampire prince is practically a superhero, what with the super-evil-goth-glare that can turn a fully-functioning (or as functioning as vampires can be...) person into a puddle in seconds and the power of veto. Yes, Mika is not to be messed with. Which is why, Darren has spent the last month in a constant state of panic and fear. In all fairness, the 'Baby Fernanda Incident' wasn't entirely his fault but, having been introduced to Facebook, Mika took the four-hundred-members-strong group, 'The Baby Fernanda Incident was 100% Darren's fault and had nothing to do with us at all, even though we took all the pictures and... we'll stop now *nervous laugh*', as THE TRUTH.
Mika mused on the bunny doll. In fact, he still felt a strange and almost-motherly (not that he'd ever admit to having feelings) affection for the toy. It was small, fluffy and, well, adorable. Still, he couldn't allow Darren and the other vampires to continue laughing at him. It just was NOT ON. So he came up with 'a cunning plan'.
Darren had taken to sleeping with 'just a few extra precautions'. Or so he told Harkat, who had moved out from fear of the insanity vibes Darren was giving out. As everyone knows, 'just a few extra precautions' actually means several bear traps, grenades, barbed wire, rigged machine guns... you know, the usual. On top of that, Darren had a state of the art security system that set off a siren as soon as anyone got within half a mile of his cell. Unfortunately, as Mika realised when he started creeping up to Darren's (final) resting place, this was all... completely useless.
Having spent a month with this siren going off constantly, Darren had obviously become desensitised to the noise and slept through it like a baby. So when Mika trod on three bear traps, set off a grenade by accident and got tangled in the barbed wire like a cat in a ball of wool, all while screaming his head off, Darren didn't even stir. So you can imagine his surprise when he woke to find himself strung up in the Hall of Princes, facing the thrones. His blood ran cold and pooled in his head. Mika had finally got him.
On the middle throne (Mika's actually), the bunny doll sat, it's ears flopped over it's face. It's little plastic eyes seemed to glare out at him from the pink fur and the stitched mouth now looked more evil than ever. Someone had hung a sign round it's neck, with only two words on it:
'I'M BACK'
A.N: So what do you think? Baby Fernanda is back and continuing it's adventures in Baby Fernanda 2: Mika's Revenge. Please, please, pleeease review and leave any comments and, so long as there's SOME interest, Chapter One should be up very soon. Flames are never really welcome as most people know, despite the whole review note thing like 'constructive criticism is a good tool for authors' or something. Frankly, it's just disheartening. Still, if you really really hate something then I guess you'd better share it and if I agree, of course I'll change it. Ideas on where to go from here ARE welcome, however.
P.S. This is both the Prologue for Baby Fernanda 2 and the Epilogue for Baby Fernanda 1. Things tie in better that way. Sorry for the repeat and reviews on either are very welcome.