The Ballad of Brittney Spears
Attend the tale of Brittney Spears. She's so poor she's crying tears. She used to be a very big star and now she had to sell her car. She gives children nightmares and fears. Brittany Spears. The alcoholic of Hollywood. She used to have really great hits and then she shouted and threw really big fits. And then she decided to shave her head and then her singing just went dead. Brittany, Brittany Spears, the alcoholic of Hollywood. Swing your microphone high Brittany hold it to the skies now your living in a filthy house with garbage and fruite flies. She got herself pregnant and now she lives in a house filled with mice. And now she's turned into such a mess with mean skirts and a really tight dress. Brittany, Brittany Spears, the alcoholic of Hollywood. Dirty and sneaky Brittany was, quick, and scandalous, and sexual she was. Under her smile, her word, Brittany sung music that everyone heard. Brittany went out and Brittany planned, but then she became pregnant again. Brittany was pretty, Brittany was dirty, Brittany would sing until she got thirty. Brittany was pretty, Brittany was dirty, Brittany would sing until she got thirty. Brittany was pretty, Brittany was dirty, Brittany would sing until she got thirty. Brittany was pretty, Brittany was dirty, Brittany would sing until she got thirty. Brittany was pretty, Brittany was dirty, Brittany would sing until she got thirty. Brittany was pretty, Brittany was dirty, Brittany would sing until she got thirty. Brittany was pretty, Brittany was dirty, Brittany would sing until she got thirty. Brittany Spears. Attend the tale of Brittany Spears. She now causes nightmares and fears. She now causes nightmares and fears. What happened then well we all know and there is really no reason to show. Brittany, Brittany Spears, the alcoholic of Hollywood.