The Aple of Eden is on that boat." Sais Griffin.
"I know said Lex Lothar. 'I knead too steal it for my lazer gum,
"Whyy ou make lazer." "to kill superman!"
griffin then turned too Luthor.
do knot hurt gatts.' he declared.
'yes ser,' lex says.
superman is earing super stake, and louise lane was to. But louise lane had a secret!
while trying to turn into a wolve, because she is secretly an animagus likethe cat-lady in harry potter, she has her brain swabbed for gutts! she was gats in louise's bod! don't worry, he could still sword good.
the titanic is sailing said guts."
"Sweat, dude. wanna ride,'
"yes. then louise gatts got on supamen' back, and went 2 titanic
LEX LUthor is wearing a really fake wig, and went upto rose.
'my name is Jake he said Want to cum up too the roof where noone can here you scream?
okay says rose
While they were on the roof rose got out a necklace.
'''Its an egg.' said lex. 'Griffin said you have the Aple of Eden, but he must be wong.
then he pushed her! because hes evil!
rose screamed, and died.
but she didn't! superman caught her!
then Louise's Guts fell from the sky holding a big slab of medal, and music started playing ( AN:Laws of Nature or something, look it up), and (An: WARNING GRAPHIC VIOLENCE) Gatts Lane cut LexLuthors hang off!
'Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! calls Lex. 'now how am I meant to sedu- i mean, kill- superman? CURSE YOU HOT LADY!
then rose kissed superman, and then everyone else, and they all flew off to get married!
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