*Starts at Stewies room*
Brian: *Walks in* Stewie you in here?
Stewie: Hello Brian. *Turns on lights*
Brian: Stewie, what are you doing in here.
Stewie: Creating a new invention!
Brian: That wasnt good the last time you did it.
Stewie: Oh come on Brian, this is nothing but brilliant!
Brian: What are you making?
Stewie: A thoughts machine!
Brian: What do you mean thoughts machine?
Stewie: I can see what your thinking. Like I can see what anyone in the world is thinking.
Brian: Thats kind of scary.
Stewie: Yes.
Brian: Well I will see you later.
Stewie: Wait Brian!
Brian: Yes?
Stewie: Be my first test subject.
Brian: Why?
Stewie: Come on! It will be fun!
Brian: Alright.
Stewie: So you sit down in this chair!
Brian: Alright *Sits down*
Stewie: *Sits down in the chair next to him* And watch. *Pulls lever*
Brian: I dont feel good! *Brian and Stewie swap bodies*
Stewie: See Brian.
Brian: Stewie?
Stewie: Wait, why do I see myself?
Brian: I see me too!
Stewie: You dont think?
Brian: Yeah!
*At the drunken clam Quagmire, Joe and Peter are sitting down drinking a beer*
Quagmire: Hey guys, I got this mail from someone.
Peter: What does it say?
Quagmire: Move.
Peter: What?
Quagmire: Move out or die.
Peter: Sounds like someone is trying to drive you out!
Quagmire: Well thats bad!
Joe: How are we gonna find this person?
Peter: I dont know.
Quagmire: Well someone wants to kill me!
Joe: I will use some of my polic equipment.
Peter: Good thinkin Joe!
Joe: Yep.
Quagmire: Well I fly planes! Someone may try to kill me in there!
Peter: Dont fly any planes.
Quagmire: Peter, I wont get paid.
Peter: Who cares!
Quagmire: Well we are going to find this person!
Joe: Alright lets start.
Peter: Where are we going?
Joe: To the agency Peter.
Peter: Good idea.
Joe: But lets finish these beers first.
Quagmire: Come on! *Joe and Peter chug down beers*
Joe: Alright im ready.
*At the police station*
Joe: Alright, My friend here Quagmire is being run out of town and he got this letter *Gives letter to the officer* Can you put this in the scanner?
Officer: Sure thing Joe. *Takes letter in the back of the room*
Quagmire: Hopefully they get some results.
Peter: I cant imagine just hanging out with Joe.
Joe: What is that suppose to mean!
Peter: Well Cleveland is with his family. And Quagmire would be somewhere else. I dont know what we could do.
Joe: Well these results are going to be a while.
Quagmire: Alright, I dont care at least I get to see who this is.
Joe: Well if he does do anything the worst we can do is put him on trial.
Quagmire: It has to be someone I know doing this!
Joe: Who do we know that would be this evil?
Peter: I dont know but I have a feeling Stewie.
Joe: Hes a baby Peter.
Peter: Right.
Quagmire: If we cant find that guy will you guys protect me?
Joe: Yes Quagmire.
Peter: Just dont make us your meat shield.
Joe: We are going to track him down once we get the results.
Officer: *Comes back* Alright we identified the person.
Quagmire: Who was it?
Officer: A girl named Charmisse.
Quagmire: Charmisse!
Officer: Yes, do you know her.
Peter: She was Quagmirs stripper wife!
Officer: Is this that guy whos a sex addict?
Peter: Stop asking questions!
Joe: He is clean.
Officer: Alright. *Leaves*
Peter: So its her husband!
Joe: Surprising!
Quagmire: Well I dont know where she lives!
Peter: Joe, find out where she lives.
Joe: Get in the cop car.
*In the police car*
Joe: *On laptop* She lives not too far from us.
Quagmire: She is 20 houses away no wonder she can spy on me so easily!
Peter: All we got to do is go over to her house.
Quagmire: What if she has guards!
Peter: Quagmire that is most unlikley.
Quagmire: Your right.
Joe: But they are making a pretty big deal over this operation.
Peter: I see that.
Joe: Well we got to get up on their case.
Peter: When do we go over there?
Joe: Tommarow. We have to plan how we are going to get in there incase she has people ready.
Quagmire: I didnt know she had the guts to do this!
Peter: Its true Quagmire.
Joe: We need a couple more guys in on this if she is armed.
Peter: Well how do we know?
Joe: Like I sad we will make the attack tommarow.
Peter: Are we going to kill her?
Joe: No, we are going to see what she is planning.
Peter: Oh cause that would have been like ninja.
Joe: No Peter.
Quagmire: Thanks for all you guys are doing.
Joe: No problem Quagmire.
Quagmire: Couldnt tha... *Car starts rolling down the streets*
Joe: What the hell? *Looks in mirror* They are pushing the car down!
Peter: Joe take the wheel!
Joe: *Takes wheel and controls car* That was close!
Quagmire: That must be them! *Guy holds up sign that says you are going to die Quagmire* That is them!
Peter: Joe how are we going to get out of this mess?
Joe: *Throws spikes out of the car and the chasing cars tires pop* We got them.
Quagmire: That was close!
Joe: Yep, they are really mad at you Quagmire.
Quagmire: But they werent in that car?
Joe: They could have sent those guys!
Quagmire: True.
Joe: If they are going to start attacking us we got to bring out the big guns!
Peter: Why do they care so much about Quagmire?
Joe: I dont know maybe becaues he dumped her.
Peter: True.
Quagmire: Now I regret dumping her.
Peter: I see that, but she just wasnt for you.
Quagmire: Yeah.
Joe: We are going to go to her house now!
Brian: *Walks in* Stewie you in here?
Stewie: Hello Brian. *Turns on lights*
Brian: Stewie, what are you doing in here.
Stewie: Creating a new invention!
Brian: That wasnt good the last time you did it.
Stewie: Oh come on Brian, this is nothing but brilliant!
Brian: What are you making?
Stewie: A thoughts machine!
Brian: What do you mean thoughts machine?
Stewie: I can see what your thinking. Like I can see what anyone in the world is thinking.
Brian: Thats kind of scary.
Stewie: Yes.
Brian: Well I will see you later.
Stewie: Wait Brian!
Brian: Yes?
Stewie: Be my first test subject.
Brian: Why?
Stewie: Come on! It will be fun!
Brian: Alright.
Stewie: So you sit down in this chair!
Brian: Alright *Sits down*
Stewie: *Sits down in the chair next to him* And watch. *Pulls lever*
Brian: I dont feel good! *Brian and Stewie swap bodies*
Stewie: See Brian.
Brian: Stewie?
Stewie: Wait, why do I see myself?
Brian: I see me too!
Stewie: You dont think?
Brian: Yeah!
*At the drunken clam Quagmire, Joe and Peter are sitting down drinking a beer*
Quagmire: Hey guys, I got this mail from someone.
Peter: What does it say?
Quagmire: Move.
Peter: What?
Quagmire: Move out or die.
Peter: Sounds like someone is trying to drive you out!
Quagmire: Well thats bad!
Joe: How are we gonna find this person?
Peter: I dont know.
Quagmire: Well someone wants to kill me!
Joe: I will use some of my polic equipment.
Peter: Good thinkin Joe!
Joe: Yep.
Quagmire: Well I fly planes! Someone may try to kill me in there!
Peter: Dont fly any planes.
Quagmire: Peter, I wont get paid.
Peter: Who cares!
Quagmire: Well we are going to find this person!
Joe: Alright lets start.
Peter: Where are we going?
Joe: To the agency Peter.
Peter: Good idea.
Joe: But lets finish these beers first.
Quagmire: Come on! *Joe and Peter chug down beers*
Joe: Alright im ready.
*At the police station*
Joe: Alright, My friend here Quagmire is being run out of town and he got this letter *Gives letter to the officer* Can you put this in the scanner?
Officer: Sure thing Joe. *Takes letter in the back of the room*
Quagmire: Hopefully they get some results.
Peter: I cant imagine just hanging out with Joe.
Joe: What is that suppose to mean!
Peter: Well Cleveland is with his family. And Quagmire would be somewhere else. I dont know what we could do.
Joe: Well these results are going to be a while.
Quagmire: Alright, I dont care at least I get to see who this is.
Joe: Well if he does do anything the worst we can do is put him on trial.
Quagmire: It has to be someone I know doing this!
Joe: Who do we know that would be this evil?
Peter: I dont know but I have a feeling Stewie.
Joe: Hes a baby Peter.
Peter: Right.
Quagmire: If we cant find that guy will you guys protect me?
Joe: Yes Quagmire.
Peter: Just dont make us your meat shield.
Joe: We are going to track him down once we get the results.
Officer: *Comes back* Alright we identified the person.
Quagmire: Who was it?
Officer: A girl named Charmisse.
Quagmire: Charmisse!
Officer: Yes, do you know her.
Peter: She was Quagmirs stripper wife!
Officer: Is this that guy whos a sex addict?
Peter: Stop asking questions!
Joe: He is clean.
Officer: Alright. *Leaves*
Peter: So its her husband!
Joe: Surprising!
Quagmire: Well I dont know where she lives!
Peter: Joe, find out where she lives.
Joe: Get in the cop car.
*In the police car*
Joe: *On laptop* She lives not too far from us.
Quagmire: She is 20 houses away no wonder she can spy on me so easily!
Peter: All we got to do is go over to her house.
Quagmire: What if she has guards!
Peter: Quagmire that is most unlikley.
Quagmire: Your right.
Joe: But they are making a pretty big deal over this operation.
Peter: I see that.
Joe: Well we got to get up on their case.
Peter: When do we go over there?
Joe: Tommarow. We have to plan how we are going to get in there incase she has people ready.
Quagmire: I didnt know she had the guts to do this!
Peter: Its true Quagmire.
Joe: We need a couple more guys in on this if she is armed.
Peter: Well how do we know?
Joe: Like I sad we will make the attack tommarow.
Peter: Are we going to kill her?
Joe: No, we are going to see what she is planning.
Peter: Oh cause that would have been like ninja.
Joe: No Peter.
Quagmire: Thanks for all you guys are doing.
Joe: No problem Quagmire.
Quagmire: Couldnt tha... *Car starts rolling down the streets*
Joe: What the hell? *Looks in mirror* They are pushing the car down!
Peter: Joe take the wheel!
Joe: *Takes wheel and controls car* That was close!
Quagmire: That must be them! *Guy holds up sign that says you are going to die Quagmire* That is them!
Peter: Joe how are we going to get out of this mess?
Joe: *Throws spikes out of the car and the chasing cars tires pop* We got them.
Quagmire: That was close!
Joe: Yep, they are really mad at you Quagmire.
Quagmire: But they werent in that car?
Joe: They could have sent those guys!
Quagmire: True.
Joe: If they are going to start attacking us we got to bring out the big guns!
Peter: Why do they care so much about Quagmire?
Joe: I dont know maybe becaues he dumped her.
Peter: True.
Quagmire: Now I regret dumping her.
Peter: I see that, but she just wasnt for you.
Quagmire: Yeah.
Joe: We are going to go to her house now!