Yay! My first Fairly Odd Parents fanfic, guys! For those who are FOP fans, I hope you enjoy the beginning of this story!

Opposites Attract

Chapter 1 – Born as Opposites

The entire universe only THOUGHT that Poof and Anti-Fairy Foop would be the last born fairy babies in long, long time…but they were wrong.

The feeling of having a second god child like Chloe made Cosmo and Wanda feel that maybe, just maybe…another baby of their own would be great. So now, they were excited to break the news to Timmy, Chloe and Poof who were all playing at Chloe's house in her big, fancy room.

"Kids, we've got VERY exciting news for you!" Wanda said with a big smile.

"Is it a zombie puppy? I've always wanted one of those!" Chloe cheered with her trade-mark enthusiasm.

"Um…no…Cosmo, come on out!" Wanda called out to her green-haired husband, and he floated in with slightly bloated belly.

"What?! You're having ANOTHER fairy baby?!" Timmy shouted with shock, and then he started hyperventilating, but Chloe and Poof were happy about this; in fact, Poof floated up to his father's stomach in wonder if his future younger sibling would be a boy or girl.

"Little bro or sis, I can't wait to meet you," little baby Poof gently spoke, since he learned to speak not too long ago, and he honestly couldn't wait to meet him/slash her. And it was nice that due to the fairy magic, he/she will be born in less than four months…four long, agonizing, mood-swinging, cooky food-craving, random-vomiting months…this wasn't as happy as it seemed anymore.

"Congratulations, Cosmo and Wanda. Oh, and since Poof is Timmy's god child, can I be this one's god mother?" Chloe asked with happiness.

"Oh, of course, Sweetie," Wanda replied with her heart pounding with all the love she and Cosmo were receiving.

"Yeah! …Wait, I'm suddenly getting cravings; would one of you lovely children be so kind as to GET ME MY POP-TARTS!" Cosmo began calmly and in a English accent, but then his pregnancy hormones kicked in and suddenly turned him into a literal monster.

News of another fairy baby soon to be born traveled across the universe fast, and that included Anti-Fairy World, and so Anti-Cosmo and his evil son Foop were not amused.

"Oh, curse my opposite twit of mine!"

"But Father, you must realize that is they're having another baby, then so are we, so now, we have yet another evil, demon child to help destroy Fairy World and take over the entire universe!"

"My son, you are a genious; that just proves you really are my son. Now, join me in evil laughter in honor of your future evil brother/sister!" With that, Anti-Cosmo and Foop laughed maniacally together.

"Hey! Anyone seen mah toe-pickin' instrument?" Anti-Cosmo's bumpkin wife asked with excitement, as she also had a bloated belly.

"You mean your banjo? You ate it for breakfast, remember?" Ant-Cosmo replied dryly as Anti-Wanda's ignorance just ruined their evil laughter.

Months of chaos seemed to slowly go by for both Cosmo AND Anti-Wanda, making it a living nightmare for Anti-Cosmo and Foop, and also Chloe, Timmy, Wanda and Poof, as they all had to tend to their parent's expecting needs.

But it was all worth it when the wait was finally over, and the beautiful moment of birth was now upon them…sort of.

If you recall, Poof's birth was more painful rather than beautiful, so Cosmo made an emergency break for the hospital in Fairy World, the pain only grew, even AFTER he was given his numbing medicine.

But after those long, painful hours were over, it really was a beautiful when it seemed like bright, angelic lights engulfed Cosmo's baby.

"Oh, my goodness. Cosmo, our new daughter's beautiful!" Wanda cheered softly, and it was then that Timmy, Poof and Chloe were allowed to enter the room.

"New daughter?! I have a baby sister?! Awesome!" Poof cheered as he floated up to the other side of Cosmo's bed as fast as he could, and Chloe and Timmy joined him.

Cosmo pulled back the bright pink blanket to reveal their daughter; she wasn't born round like a ball like Poof, she had more of a regular, slim body form; she had the cutest little sparkling fairy wings, and she had locks of flawless blonde hair on her small head.

"Look, she's opening her eyes!" Chloe whisper-cheered, and she was right; the baby opened her eyes to reveal sparkling emerald eyes that were just full of energy.

"What's her name?" Timmy suddenly asked, but Cosmo and Wanda didn't reply, "ya mean you haven't named her yet?!"

"Relax, Timmy. I don't think we'll have to go on some epic chase again to think of a name for her like you did me," Poof pointed out, "but still, we can't leave her nameless."

But it was then, that the baby started cooing and waving her tiny hands in the air.

"I think she wants something…this?" Chloe wondered aloud as she noticed she was pointing at the note pad and pen on the desk next to the bed, and she nodded, so Chloe gave the note pad and pen to her.

The baby then started writing something down; she turned the note pad around and it read 'Ask me anything.'

"Hmm…what's two plus two?" Timmy suddenly asked, so the baby turned the note pad back around to flip to a clean page and write something else down. When she turned it back around it read '4'.

"Whoa! She's a genius like a…like a…Siri!" Chloe said with a smile.

"Siri?" Cosmo and Wanda asked at the same time.

"Yeah, like that one female voice in a smart phone that's smart enough to search up and then give you answers to all your questions. So that's the perfect name for her: Siri," Timmy explained, as he and Chloe had the same idea.

Little Baby Siri couldn't help but coo happily to her new name.

Meanwhile, like Foop's birth, this new Anti-Fairy baby's birth was basically a big explosion of dark purple smoke, and pitch black, demonic bats screeched in delight with Anti-Wanda's baby's birth outside the gothic castle of Anti-World's hospital.

"Where is it? Where is my beloved new devilish child?" Anti-Cosmo asked with excitement as he and Foop searched around the gothic castle hospital.

"Come out, come out wherever you are, little evil brother or sister!" Foop called out.

*SCREEEEEECH*

The sudden shrill scream of what sounded like a bat's call pierced Anti-Cosmo and Foop's ears, and they swore they heard the sound coming from somewhere upwards. So they looked up, and it was there that they evilly grinned upon the new child.

Anti-Cosmo and Wanda's new child and Foop's new younger sibling was also a girl, and she was of course Siri's anti, so she looked exactly like Siri…except for having dark blue skin, black locks of hair, sharp vampire fangs, claws and big, black bat wings that she kept wrapped around her tiny body, as she hung like a bat from the ceiling.

But she soon let go and floated back down, revealing her slender black dress with a slit over her left leg, and it tightly hugged her slim body.

"Hello, Father; Older Brother; quite the pleasure to make your EVIL acquaintance." The baby then opened her eyes with her emphasis on 'evil,' revealing her sparkling, bright sapphire eyes that had draconic irises.

"Oh, me dear little sister, your irises are just FRAUGHT with evil…wait! That's it! We shall call you Iris," Foop evilly cackled.

"Hmm…a name that speaks my true symbol of pure evil…I rather like it. Very well—I am Iris—your new princess of darkness!" Iris said evilly as she and her older brother and father all started to laugh evilly together.

Yes, Siri and Iris are born as true opposites, but what will become of them when they meet...especially when they meet they're brother's rival?

Until the next chapter, I'm TRikiD, bye-bye!